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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:22 am 
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Hey guys :)

I have a small problem, which I hope you guys can give me some advise about... I have very little control over my dinglydang... Whenever something slightly sexual occurs I get an erection and I can't seem too control it... When I fool around with a girl (which is very seldom) all I think of is a way too stop my evergrowing johnson and I just can't stop it and I have too stop kissing her before IT becomes unhidable, which screws up almost everything... I have been lucky so far and no one has noticed me getting it (maybe they have, but did'nt say anything) but I have to stop this from happening, so I was wondering if any of you guys know a nice trick or have had the same problem and can give me some advise for how too overcome it...

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easy... wear underwear... :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:32 am 
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Don't make out in public.

In private, if you're making out and you get a raging boner, just take her hand and pull it down to your throbbing member. She'll do the rest.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:59 am 
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This happens to me all the time.

what i do is wear one of those material belts with those buckles where you like pull them tight kind of thing, i'll keep the belt loose then if i get a bonner i'll pull up so its in my waistband and pull the belt thing tight its not too uncomfortable and goes within like a 60 seconds well for me anyway.


how do i put damn images on this!!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:20 am 
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It's called being 14.


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It's called being 14.
haha I concur


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This thread is a joke, right?


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Dinglydang? What in the fu¿K?

As an addendum, erections tend to help during sexual activities, genious.


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no this thread is not a joke, but a genuine problem i have...
I'm not 14, but 20 and this is why I want this little issue fixed... When I am alone with a girl this does'nt pose as a problem, but when I am kissing girls in clubs or at parties it sux that I have to conceal it and can't stand up for a while without showing my bulk after we are done kissing... I know it's normal when you are 14, but it isn't when you are 20, so I need to fix it...

Thx Kasabi and Topliner for the advise... I'll try to get them to a place where we are alone, so I can practice keping it down and I will start using a belt


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:47 pm 
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When I fool around with a girl (which is very seldom)
It's perfectly normal for any guy to experience this problem when they aren't used to sexual/intimate interactions with people they find attractive, if they don't then they probably have a problem of their own downstairs :lol:

All I can suggest is that you keep going out and getting physical with the opposite sex whenever the opportunity arises, the more you do it and further you take it, the less of a deal your "member" will make out of it.


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Look . . . if you're in a club, what the hell do you care?

On Halloween night, I was at a club and this girl began grinding me and hell, I popped one. So I just took her hand and put it down there and she went nuts. I don't F'ing care who the fuck looks at my rage on. This is the reason why those dance floors are so dark. (I am faaaaaaaaar from 14)

Don't even think about it and have fun. If a guy points it out, just tell him, "Sorry, I'm not gay."

A girl points it out, you just nod and flash a smile.

Dude, just be happy about yourself and your erection. God gave you a gift.


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Haha, I love this thread.

You should tie a piece of string snuggly around it when it's small, so it can't grow 8)

Or you can just flip it up into your waste band / drink more alcohol and give yourself whiskey dick / jerk off before going out.

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some girls like it and feel good that they are turning you on. im a junior in high school btw but i was grinding on this girl at a dance and i got a boner and i freaked at first but then i ended up fingering her while we were dancing. then a different time i was hooking up with this chick and i got a boner and she knew it but i ended up getting head so just a few examples of girls not minding or maybe getting turned on by it.

only thing you can do is start jackin off a little bit more like 2 times a day. you will not be as horny and not as prone to getting eretions. or just pull a superbad and flip it into your wasteband


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What the fuck?

Look, when girls notice that they gave you an erection, it makes them feel good about themselves AND it turns them on. When they notice that a man is masculine enough to not care that an entire club can see that he's pitching a tent, and that all he cares about it being in that moment with her, it turns her on even more. Quit being a scaredy-cat.

Walk around a public place in broad daylight with a raging boner. That should fix your mentality.

...Just don't get arrested.


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As long as you aren't ashamed and try to hide it, then having an erection isn't a bad thing most of the time. Of course there are situations like board room meetings that you might not want a raging hard-on, but if you are fooling around with a girl, then it will only turn her on more!

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