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com.solo
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Him: Hey buddy, fuck off!

Me: Say that one more goddamn time, say fuck off again, motherfucker!
:lol:

seriously...

Me: *close eyes* Hold on, fucking off.... Alright, done. What next?

Her: you're not really my type.
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Him: Hey buddy, fuck off!

Me: Say that one more goddamn time, say fuck off again, motherfucker!
:lol:

seriously...

Me: *close eyes* Hold on, fucking off.... Alright, done. What next?

Her: you're not really my type.
...I have noticed something along these waste of time topics like this. Your answers to STs are becoming way too weird.

Continue.

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What's your point
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lol..anyways

HB: you're really not my type.

PUA: Well maybe set your standards higher.

Shit Test: What are you doing? (mean like)

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lol..anyways

HB: you're really not my type.

PUA: Well maybe set your standards higher.

Shit Test: What are you doing? (mean like)
PUA: Trying to work out what the hell you are doing? *pause*

What ARE you doing?!!


Next one ;):

HB: Hi, I'm -

HB's friend: Stop hitting on her, its pathetic.

(One of my favourite pickup memories xD)

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*snaps fingers* done. Now what were we saying?

HB: I don't date foreign guys.
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Why are you telling me that? Are you trying to hit on me or something?

(optional - ) JEEZ, everytime girls talk to me, they always have to change the conversation to them dating me. Can't people just drop the sex lines for more than 2 seconds? I swear girls are such perverts. Your not a pervert, are you?

Her - No...

You - Excellent, then if you're lucky we'll get along...(big hug)



NEXT SHIT TEST:

Me: "Hey, you can look but you can't touch!" (referring to me)
HB9999: "Who'd want to touch that??"
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Me: "Hey, you can look but you can't touch!" (referring to me)
HB9999: "Who'd want to touch that??"

PUA: Well, we could get into it, but I'd rather talk about your hair/ makeup/ nails/ etc.... I was just wondering, thats intentional right???

HB9: *eyes widen, jaw drops* blahblahblah

PUA: No, no, it looks good.... I can appreciate the effort (insincere C/F) (object is to redirect the spotlight back onto her)

Shit Test: Shouldn't you be with YOUR friends??

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Shit test: Shouldn't you be with YOUR friends??

PUA: Huh? Oh, I was just passing the time until they get here. Speaking of passing the time have you ever heard of StumbleUpon... from here i use a routine I created.

Next shit test: Your not that irresistible.
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I could tell your type the moment I saw you. You want a guy you can walk all over. You want a guy that will buy you drinks. You want a guy like that (point at a complete chode)

Shit test: those pants are too tight
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Hollywood.: These pants are to awesome? I totally agree (Smiling HUGE). Those pants are too tight (Serious switching slowly to sly smile).

HB: (Laughing). (Touches arm). (Cocks head sideways). Oh really?
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A: Thank god im finally going into my clothes, you should try it too,skin and bones

ST: what are you doing here?
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Seducing you. *apologetic shrug*

or

Furthering my plan to take over the world...
8)

or

I'm not doing anyone yet, what do you mean?

...

Shit Test:
Are you waiting for me to get drunk?
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You wish. I usually don't go for girls that are shorter than me. (smile)

SHIT TEST: Why are you so judgmental? Are you like that b/c you are insecure?

*happened to me a few weeks ago after i was teasing her a lot. Not sure how I responded, but pretty sure I failed it.
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SHIT TEST: Why are you so judgmental? Are you like that b/c you are insecure?

Why are you being judgemental towards me? (smile) So you girls dont like a guy thats a challenge huh, youd rather settle, No No No I see how it is... (cocky smile)

HB: Your not one of those Pick up artist guys are you?

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