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PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 7:40 am 
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Ok, so I am really getting back in to the game now and LOVING IT! Here is the field report from my adventurous weekend.

My roomies and I have a house that bleeds high value and our buddy was staying at our place for the weekend. He brought a lady "friend" over and I didnt know if he was trying to sleep with her or not so I let them do their own thing on our patio while I pretty much pretended to sleep on the couch while watching TV. (Disqualified myself unintentionally).

Then I "woke up" when one of my roomies got home and we all went outside. We started calling people over and I told my roomie about one of the girls I was inviting over from class, which probably made her jealous.

At one point I joked about a funny video online and asked if she had seen it... then negged her because she hadn't and said "come on, you have to see this." We watched the video and I had her sit on my bed next to me while watching, she commented on how comfy my bed was then once the video was over I said "come on, lets go socialize." (now she was comfortable in my room)

People started showing up and I got the info that she was "fair game." At one point we were both inside and she said she was tired so I said:

[Me] "If I knew you better I would let you crash in my bed."

[HB7] "Well why cant I just do that?"

[Me] Well ok, if you are alright with that I will get you gym shorts and a T-shirt to change in to and we can fall asleep to a show.

[HB7] :) ok sounds good

[ME] If we were dating for 6 months what tv show would we be watching

She chooses The Office because we had already talked to her about the show earlier (during qualification). So she held my hand going upstairs and changed into my clothes in front of me while I put the show on. I let an episode go by then had her feel how cold my feet were, she had me feel hers too. (thats like 1000 IOI's so far if we're counting)

I took my belt off and threw it on the floor while saying "dont worry, its just my belt, dont freak out!!" she laughed.

I leaned over her to grab a cup of water and used the famous kiss close "omg you smell so f'ng good I want to kiss you, get away from me" gave her a back turn and took a sip of water then set it back down (leaning over her again) had her kiss me on the cheek, she jumped through that hoop so I go in for the actual kiss and it escalates from there, I disarmed her LMR with the "we are so bad, I really shouldn't be taking your shirt off right now" then I took it off and progressed to a full close.

sad part:
Condom broke, I had to buy her the morning after pill :(


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:14 am 
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sad part:
Condom broke, I had to buy her the morning after pill :(
Yes, I can see you crying over that one in my head :lol: Hillarious :P

Other than that, nice going! But shouldn't this be in the "lay reports" section?


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:04 am 
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Nice job.
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sad part:
Condom broke, I had to buy her the morning after pill :(
This just reminded me of a worse scenario. I was having sex with this one girl without a condom. Well I was shit faced and she was too and she was begging me to shoot inside of her and I was arguing with her telling her I wanted to skeet on her face. Then I woke up and didn't remember what I did and neither did she. That my friend is a gut wrench.


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LMR???


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:08 pm 
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LMR???
LMR is last minute resistance, or what any girl puts on before doing the deed because there's a bigger danger for her to have sex with a guy than it is the other way around. It's really the female equivalent of approach anxiety, which brick bypassed easily by admitting how bad they were being (we shouldn't be doing this).

speaking of which, nice job brick. sounds like a great time and a nice girl (any office fan is good enough for me). plus, she's a friend of a friend so she can make excuses to come over. just hope she doesn't drop by unannounced when you have another girl over!


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Brick- it's great when things are "too easy". eh?! Well played and congrats- you stayed in frame and demonstrated complete control over the situation. Except for the broken condom... :-P

-Mystique


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brilliance


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nice one man! to me it sounds like perfectly exicuted solid game.

well done


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