| Alright, I'll lay out the situation first. I'm a white guy living In Seoul Korea. I speak a little Korean, but not much. I'd just gotten back into my PUA body, lots of exercise, six pack, well groomed...etc.
First girl I meet, because my friend was fighting with her friend in a bar. My friend is about 6'4" and he's arguing with this 5' nothing chick, not cute, but I see her friend sitting on the couch and watching with disdain, so I walk up and sit down next to her. She looks at me with an accusing glare, I say, excuse me, but I'm trying to watch the fight. She laughs and I ask if she knows these people. She says the girl is her friend and she doesn't know the guy. I say the guy's my friend and go on about how much of a gentleman he his. We just laugh at their argument and I translate his English slang for her, she translates her Korean slang for me. We get a drink, talk, dance. I say; "you can see me again either next Wednesday or next Saturday." She only has two choices, so she chooses Sat. and I say, how do we do that? She gives me her number.
Cut to next Friday. I'd just gotten my eyes dilated and a shit-ton of tests in Preparation for LASEK surgery I was going to have Sunday. I'm on the subway and I can't see well, everything's blurry but I can see if a woman has a nice figure or not. I see one and I approach her from the side as she's facing the door. I look at the map and I ask her, eyes still on the map, if she can tell me what the next stop is. I ask in Korean, she looks at me and kind of testily says "why? Can't you read?", in English. I say, "Usually but I just came from the Dr. and I can't read tonight, If it's such a bother, then I'll ask someone else. She felt terrible after that and told me then asked where I was going. Turns out we were going to the same stop. I told her I was meeting friends, she said she'd go with me so I didn't get lost with the line transfer, I thanked her. (during the conversation I noticed that her face about a 5, but whatever it's practice.) We end up going to the same exit and she say she's meeting her friend. So I go with her, her friend is a different story an 8.5 Korean/Japanese girl with a strong body (turns out she's a swimmer). Her English is good to, I say, what are you two doing? they reply, we don't know yet. I say, well I'll introduce you to some great guys if you wanna join us. They agree we go to the bar. Shoot the shit with two girls and 6 guys. I dance with the 8.5 friend and shoot the shit with the train girl. They both give me their numbers at the same time, giggling. Nice. We go to a club, train girl goes home. I'm dancing with the friend and some of my friends until 4:30am she says I don't wanna take a taxi home.....and looks at me. I say, well I don't usually have people to my house, but you can have the floor if you want. She says, can't I have the bed? I say, "my house, my bed, you're lucky you get that." She seems a little miffed but we get into a taxi together. fluff the short ride home and when we get to my place I give her a wife beater and some pants, she crawls into my BED. I look at her and climb in, don't touch her. She says, "Don't you like me?" I roll over pin her shoulders to the bed and kiss her, then roll back. F-closed that at 5:30 AM.
The same day, as in after she left in the morning, I was scheduled to meet the Bar argument girl. We meet in a big expensive department store. I'm tired because I didn't have much sleep (read story above for the reason), so I'm just trolling along behind her, make some jokes, so a few Korean culture things that surprised her, like holding her purse as we walk, but I f-ing modeled that purse, she was laughing and so were some others. We go out for dinner after and fluff. I say a pretty strange line "You make me want to lay in bed all day watching DVDs." This shocks her, because women love doing nothing with their boyfriends, but I'm not her BF. She says really? But, if you want to watch a romantic comedy then forget it. She says, I like romantic comedies. Me, "You've got two choices, ok? Action, or suspense/thriller, and lucky for you I've got time tonight." She doesn't say anything and we get into a taxi after dinner (we each paid our own, "Dutch" I believe it's called). We go back and throw "The Illusionist" into the player and collapse on the bed. We're close under covers. I say, "You smell excited." Her, "what?". Me, " I can smell your Pheromones." Her, "My what?" So, I go into this thing about when people feel excited they give off Pheromones which tell the other person that there's something here, most people don't know what they smell like, because each person's is different. It's just a subtle change in breath that makes the other person excited too. She says, "No you can't." I say, You can do it too. Her, "how?" Me, "It's strongest when people are really close, I lean in. She leans in, "I don't smell anything." Me, "Don't try to SMELL try to FEEL." Being close we stare into each other's eyes, I lean closer, she kisses me. I Exhale through my nose (hint that's how to get the girl to receive your Pheromones quickest, you breathe out she breathes in, like magic) She says, "Do you have condoms?"....the rest is, hackneyed, history. That was at 7:45pm. about 15 hours after 8.5 friend. then I slept for 12 hours.
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