4am, I’ve got an HB9 sitting and grinding on top of me and kissing me. Her friend, an HB8 also on the same bed. It’s been three hours of negging, kino, AMOGing and throwing some shapes to the speakers in the club and Im about to F-close an HB9 and have already number-closed her friend...then something crazy happens. let's go back to the beginning. THIS IS LONG!!!

Being an ass and tits man, I number-closed an HB9 a month ago in the club. She added me on facebook and stuff since then. I set us up to go clubbing on Friday night. she said her friend would come along. no probs, two HBs were good social proof. Got to the club a little early, talking to the barman and few people there. HBtits came through, her friend was a crazy hair HB tearing down the door on being an 8! Made mental note to at least k-close her friend as well.

they were easily in the top 1% of HBs in the club. Got our drinks, danced a little and chose a table. Sat in the middle of them to avoid freeze-out in case they spoke to each other longer than necessary. I sat back, spread my arms across the seat as they leaned into the table to drink and talk...picture perfect AMOG not giving an ass-scraping shit. all of this time, I'm using kino on both of them by leaning in and touching their lower backs, elbows and necks whenever I speak to either of them. Some peacocked guy is looking at me like he knows exactly what the fuck I'm doing. The buying temperature is shooting past the scale with my two HBs!!! They’re touching me whenever they speak, breathing on my neck when they talk…

I notice both of them have tongue-rings so,

ME: Did you get the tongue rings together?
HBtits: No, I got mine first
I turn to HB8 and "let's see yours.."
HB8 sticks out her tongue...I turn to HBtits and she sticks out hers...
ME: You like kissing her?
HBtits: We've only done it once...she likes to make out with another friend of ours.
ME: where's you other piercing?" ………….I turn to her ear and pick it out
HBtits: Guess
ME: No thanks, I'll just look around on my own

HB8 laughs and leaves to get more drinks. Some Asian girl, a 7.5 they know from their university comes to our table and asks if i can take a photo of her and HBtits. WTF, HBAsian is smoking hot and make a mental note to talk to her later. I point the camera to myself and FLASH!

HBAsian: very funny! But hell-o the girls are here!!!

I take the photo and HBAsian takes a look at it. I pretend I’ll give her the camera then pull it away. She laughs. I do it again and she looks at me then grabs my waist….I give her the camera…

ME: You on facebook? I'm going to comment on that photo
HBAsian: Yeah, you should add me
ME: No, I'll just poke you instead (the jealousy subplot works, HBtits starts cockblocking..LOL!!)
HB9: Her name's XXXXX....you wanna dance?
HBAsian's boyfriend comes to the table and takes off with her, she smiles at me and mouths "add me".

the HB8 is getting drunk and giving IOIs but talking trash about her piercings and how horny she is. I laugh in her face:

ME: If you throw up on me I'm not going to kiss you
HBtits: You want to kiss her?
ME: She wouldn't mind....
HBtits: (smiles) i hate you .... (then she gives me the triangular gaze. I miss it at first coz i assume she's fishing for a comeback. then I lean in, put my arm around her neck and tell her...
ME: Is that why you want to kiss me? ... Let's dance!!!

I pull both girls up from the table, each of them on one hand and they're doing these sexy body grinds while I just move like an AMOG, dancing like there's not enough space in the club for me. An HBblonde with a guy whose back is facing me looks at me, smiles and I smile back.

ME: What's your Chinese friend’s name again?
HBtis: I'm not telling you! You just want to fuck her!
ME: Just alot...do you?

She punches me in the arm....enough with the IOIs!!! LFMAO. clubs in Malaysia close by 3am so the last-minute frenzy for HBs begins. I head to the toilet, bump into HBblonde and she’s just heading back to the dancefloor and opens me…

HBblonde: where you from? (being a foreigner is a DHV!! LOL!!)

Now, Im having so much fun and my confidence should be on a high but all I can get out is rubbish:

ME: “the dancefloor” … then I laugh and head into the toilets.

When I get back to our table, HBtits excuses herself and goes to the ladies. I look at HB8 and stick out my tongue. She looks at me and grabs my phone from my hand

ME: Don't be calling your exboyfriend
HB8: fuck him, im giving you my number. You invited (HBtits) so we can't do anything. tonight's just a formality but call me after tonight

She saves her number and excuses herself. Cunning fucking Linguist, you've got a fool's chance to f-close one of these HBs!!!! I keep telling myself. When they come back, HB8 is crying and I'm like WTF? Last thing I need is one of them getting emotional coz that's just bollocks.

Turns out she's pissed that her tights got caught in the door and are torn.

HB8: Fuck! I got these in Topshop!
I laugh and tell her, "They're last season's anyway."

HBtits laughs and grabs my hand as we walk out of the club. Outside, it's packed with valet drivers, clubbers from other joints next door and I've got HBtits on my left hand and have my arm round HB8's waist. We're shooting the shit about the music and stuff when this guy, clearly an AMOG but not PUA, walks up to the three of us. HB8 stands by the sidewalk to hail a taxi. I know this guy is going to try to AMOG me coz he's pumped himself up for this but no tonight, mate. NOT TONIGHT!!!!

AMOG: Hey, guys, where you from? (he asks this to the girls, ignoring me. both HBs look at me)
ME: Well, she's from West Germany and she's from East Germany (how’s that for an early morning conundrum? HBs drunkenly giggle which i think is kinda sexy)
AMOG (no comeback, looks at me, tries to shift attention): Anyway, what about you, bro. where you from?
ME: Oh, I'm from everyhwere man. I dont even know where I'm going to be in five minutes.

AMOG laughs and steps closer to HB8 as if he's one of us. I stand to face HB8 and he's suddenly looking like an extra coz HB8 is on the sidewalk but he's on the road and somebody honks at him as they drive past. He tries to get on to the pavement but i dont fucking move. He's almost standing behind me....

By now, both HBs are giggling loudly and have their mouths to their faces...somehow, he gets round to standing between me and HB8.

AMOG: cool man, i'm from Mars
ME: Yeah, was there last week! (then i point down the street) You might want to go to Pluto though, it’s the furthest from earth....

HBs cant hold it in anymore and break out laughing. AMOG walks away, his dick between his legs.

ME: okay girls, my house is the new disco....

When we get into the taxi, i sit behind with HB8. Then HB8 asks: "what's your star sign?"

DID SHE JUST OPEN ME? LOL

ME: Dunno, i was born in March
HB8: You're a Pisces?
ME: Maybe...(I remember I only have ONE condom at my place so i lie to the driver i need water to drink so he should go to a 7 Eleven)
HBtits: Don't you have water at your place?
ME: I do, I just need it now
TAXI DRIVER goes all Robert DeNiro on me: "Already on the highway. Cannot."

Anyway, we get to my place and that's when the fun begins. HB8 rushes to the toilet coz she’s got Niagara between her legs. I lock my door and HBtits looks around

HBtits: this isn't a bachelor pad. who do you live with?
ME: myself
HBtits: it’s really nice
ME: Im hardly here anyway…
HBtits: Wow, you've got a guitar...can you play?
ME: No, its just there to look nice…

HB8 comes out of the toilet and throws herself on the couch….

HBtits: come on, play me one song

ME: Okay but you have to take off something for each song
HB8: we’re not strippers…
ME: She asked for a song! I don’t do this for free…
HBtits: I just want one song
ME: whatever

For about half a minute, I strum the worst ever version of No Woman No Cry by Bob Marley and HBtits shouts "Whoo!!!!"

HB8: That’s sweet

HBtits stands up and pulls her scarf off. Then she lifts her top over her head and she's topless. I SWEAR TO MYSELF IF I DON’T F-CLOSE THIS HB I’VE GOT A MAN-GINA!!! I'm fucking getting a hard on and this chick's not stopping!! She throws her shoes off and sits down laughing. I hand her the guitar and she starts fooling around with it (will post the photos tomorrow)

HB8: I want to sleep...how many rooms do you have?
ME: Two…you guys can sleep in the spare room. Nobody sleeps in my bedroom except me.

I lead both of them to my guest room which I'm also using to write my novel. So there's notes and scribbles with character development and dialogue...which the HBs love coz they're into novels and shit.

They jump onto the bed and ask me for a blanket...i grab one from the closet and toss it on the bed... then sit on the edge of the bed talking to them...like they're not even attractive.

HBtits: Aren't you sleeping?
ME: No
HBtits: Why?
ME: Coz I dont sleep in this bedroom. It's boring, let's go to mine!

I walk out then back into the room, grab the blanket and run to my bedroom….

ME: pillow fight!!

they scream and follow me to my room. Its pretty bright from the light outside so no need to switch on the lights.

HB8: your house is nice...i feel at home here

Yeah, DHV for me, hun. I pick up one pillow, "yeah, whatever!"

I throw a pillow in her direction and we run around, jumping on the bed and hitting each other. I grab HBtits and use her as a shield and they're laughing….

HBtits: I'm having so much fun! didn't think you were this much fun
ME: This is the most fun you can have with your clothes on...

They throw themselves onto the bed and i jump in between them but HBtits moves on top of me and lies in between me and HB8. Then without a word, she rolls over on top of me and starts kissing me...I grab her tits and ass and I'm in a fucking candy store!!! She then puts her hand under my jeans and whispers…

"Let's go fuck in the other room."

I won’t tell you much but that girl's a fucking sex machine! Straight off a flawless production line!
when we finish, we're on the bed, all tired and sweaty...she's resting her head on my chest...

HBtits: Go ...
ME: where? This is my house…remember?
HBtits: fuck my friend...

I laugh and slap her ass

HBtits: You dont want to?

I keep quiet for a while and tell HBtits I’ll be back…..I walk over to my bedroom and open the door. HB8's clothes are on the floor and she's under the covers...I slip into bed and start kissing her and she kisses me back...she’s a better kisser than HBtits and knows how to use her tongue-ring. I get super hard but tell her I cant coz I dont have a condom but have blue balls….

She pulls me out of bed, leads me to the toilet, washes my junk and gives me a BJ right there in the toilet .... I ate her out on the bed; she came once then asked me to do it without a condom…RED LIGHT!!! Decided to GTFO and went to sleep on the couch…

Shit was surreal. I may not have had a threesome but fuck, I was close! Anybody out there got suggestions on how I can capita-FUCKING-lize on this coz I want to see these HBs again and do a threesome! What's more, HB8 says i remind her of her boyfriend and she's glad she met me.

When we all woke up, HBtits and I kissed all day and cuddled and she asked me what I thought about her. I told her I'll write it on her wall on facebook and she laughed. She insisted I tell her what I thought about her. We kissed some more in front of HB8 who didnt look uncomfortable. HBtits kept giving me the triangular gaze and resting her head on my shoulder on the couch....HB8 laughs like she knows HBtits really likes me and I get the same vibe...but WTF!

When I call them a taxi, I stand on HB8's side and HBtits looks kinda sad she wont get a kiss so walks over and kisses me. Don't know what the fuck that means but I need help on how to get these girls in the same bed together with me. Any suggestions …. Ace, Chief, JSmooth, anybody?

UPLOADING PHOTOS TOMORROW.

massage routine, or get them both into your bed to watch a movie (make sure it is dull) then ask them if they have kissed eachother (I know you already asked before) then ask what else they have done and what they would like to do, you will have to make sure they are at boiling point for this to work though.

i'm jealous...

Damn dude, that's pretty sweet. I think you could have easily pulled off the threesome if you planted it in their minds more earlier in the night. You asked them if they had kissed, they said yes. At some point in the bar you should have got them to kiss again. The when you went home, you could have done the dual massage(just say you took a class) and bam it would have gone through.

You run some tight game you have got everything i can't really fault you on anything.

They both look willing to want to do you so getting both of them in bed with you will be a matter of asking them.

ya, I've only had one threesome but you got to get them hot with eachother. You get them to kiss and fool around while you continue with your kino on both of them. Tell one to take the others shirt off etc. YOU HAD IT MAN! haha, good job, major props

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I enjoyed reading that I'm trying to get a threesome with my current fb as shes slightly inclined that way, but slightly possesive, but I think if another guy ( I have someone in mind) is involved then I'll be likely to fuck her friend and then cut the guy out when she goes with the girl leaving the 3 of us

the best way to get a 3some is to play them off against each other,

jealousy plot between 2 girls, both will want you and you just go to the one who agrees most to any girl on girl action then the other will get jealous and try and stop you getting with the other girl by getting on her herself.

The sort of dialogue I would expect is this:>

ME:- have you ever kissed a girl
HB6:- yeah my friends
ME:- no you havent
HB7:- she has believe me
ME:- thats gross
HB6:- whats so gross about it, you kiss girls
ME:- yeah spose... omg you best not kiss each other when you go behind closed doors, wait so when you stayed over each others houses, oh look I just don't want to know LALALA *fingers in ears* I didnt just hear that, conversation ends now..

Then whenever they are in the same bed as each other, I would keep shifting gaze from one to the other with a serious face with raised eyebrows, then one would ask what I'm doing..

HB6:- what are you doing
ME:- the lights staying on tonight
HB6:- why.. dont you trust me with HB7
ME:- yeh.. but no, well.. *flustering* its your fault you make me paranoid *smirking a bit*
HB6 jokes around with HB7 stroking leg
ME:- ... ... you did not just do that, its all in my head, for a second there it looked like you made some kind of, omg whats going on with my head
HB6:- were not doing anything your imagining it
ME:- ok.. look I cant handle this im getting a drink
HB6 HB7 both get drinks aswell
I act as normal go on computer or watch TV having blank expression when any kind of sexual topic is mentioned
Later when the night progresses and everyone gets a bit more drunk then the same kind of situation happens again like an hour or 2 later, a good thing to do would be to play a drinking game, and their subconsious will bring up the topic of kissing each other (obviously ) and then I would not show any kind of reaction when they do kiss, and they would be thinking (OMG WHY HASNT HE SHOWN THE SHOCKED EXPRESSION THAT HE DID EARLIER, I NEED TO WIN THAT BACK FROM HIM) and then slowly but surely they will push it further and further and I would just keep on talking about boring things like how perfect the way a table is set at the hotel I work at, and how much the cheese platter bill was for the last wedding (£600 ) yeah I'm probably boring you as you are reading this

and if they get bored for a while and stop, I would start entertaining them again still not saying anything abuot them doing things, then pause and look at them..

ME:- hey... right YOUR UP TO SOMETHING
HB6 HB7 *giggles* WERE NOT (child like voice)

I would then escalate the kino a bit more and play some different more simple but more "hardcore" drinking games but this time they would have to try a bit harder to get a reaction,

I think its a sort of push pull routine, each time pushing and pulling a bit harder

until everyones confidence gets better and the barriers are crossed, then all the true intentions will come out and the girls would feel they have put a lot of investment in and reached the point of no return. and then the fun can begin.

As long as you can demonstrate that the only reason this stuff is wrong is because society has brainwashed us and drilled it into our heads. this can be done by asking questions to them (which of course you know the answers to) and let them decide for themselves rather then trying to tell them by forcefully pushing your opinion onto them which never works.

i loved this post awesome duddde u should have just hopped in the bed and say im cold ladies come lay next to me they already had seemed down with it so u should have had them in the same bed but major props

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Couldn't agree with you more ... and thanks for the advice errbody. HBtits called me last Thursday TELLING me the two of them would be coming over to spend this coming weekend at my place. Couldn't resist so I asked her to bring ANOTHER of their HB friends. Whatever happens, I'll keep you posted...just might get a FOURGY!

interesting enough.. didnt know there are any PUA's at KL. sounds like u were at velvet.. good job mate, loved the amoging

so where are these pictures

LOL. I n my retarded state, didnt know I had to have a website to upload them from. Working on it, sir!

ahhaha in reading that i payed no attention to facebook and both the hb im working on went offline after commenting back fuck

That is awesome though mate really!