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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:19 pm 
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PUA: Can I help you find something?

HB: Do you work here?

PUA: No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. (Best said with a totally straight face.)

HB: (laughs)

PUA: You looked lost (neg issued)...I thought I should help...it's the boy-scout thing to do, isn't it?

HB: Sure

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PUA: Can I help you find something?

HB: Do you work here?

PUA: No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. (Best said with a totally straight face.)

HB: (laughs)

PUA: You looked lost (neg issued)...I thought I should help...it's the boy-scout thing to do, isn't it?

HB: Sure

Continue the conversation from there...

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Maybe its me but that line went over my head...

Have you used this in field?

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Yes, I've used it in the field once. Didn't get a number close, but it did open her with a laugh.

"No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night" comes from the commercial...a guy shows up in some expert role somewhere and begins work...someone questions "are you a doctor/lawyer/etc.?", and he says "No, but I did stay in a...". If you've seen the commercial, it's pretty comical.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:19 pm 
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PUA: Can I help you find something?

HB: Do you work here?

PUA: No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. (Best said with a totally straight face.)

HB: (laughs)

PUA: You looked lost (neg issued)...I thought I should help...it's the boy-scout thing to do, isn't it?

HB: Sure

Continue the conversation from there...

Gruuve
Maybe its me but that line went over my head...

Have you used this in field?
Your not alone friend i STILL dont get it.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:23 pm 
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oo i know the commerical but yea that one line goes over the head ...i would say no but im not an agent but i know how to book lol yea its retarded but funny at least to me :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 4:21 am 
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Probably not a good line to use. It is if you have actually SEEN the commercial. But, unless it is a super popular commercial or she watches TV all day she might not pick up on the joke. Just a thought...

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I thought everyone has seen that commercial. I knew what you were talking about it and I could see people being responsive to that.


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I liked the line it does make sense.

I can see the other side of it that nobody would get it if they haven't seen it. I know some chicks who are kinda out of it in the head that they wouldn't understand that.


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Ya, its pretty hit and miss; even the commercials, only some are actually funny.

I would just cut to the "you look lost" opener:

HB: No.. haha... blabla

PUA: "what's your mom look like, I'll help you find her."

PUA: "oh I'm sorry.. I bet you always look like that... I feel bad now."

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