Me: is it ur hair thats messy or r u wearing a wig?
HB: nope that's my hair why?
Me: Heh, It juz looks so stiff n hard (Note: the pattern keyword stiff n hard:)
HB: lol
Me: It muz be the shampoo u use. lol What shampoo do u use

From here u can go into all sorts of shampoo n women beauty topics. Girls luv to talk bout that:) add in some feel good patterns n sarge

this is my first post ...

I find when sarging chicks online (plentyoffish dot com is the one i use most) ending every initial e-mail with a question yields results no matter what you say .. i learned this in sales, when you ask a question people have a natural tendancy to answer the question no matter what was said prior.

the pic above...

Wow ... your profile pic (or x pic) really brings out your .... (reply for completion of sentence)

i'd leave it at that, then in reply say nose ring.

I always say stupid shit when i send initial msgs.. one chick was like crouching on a tree, i asked if she was hovering to pee as her expression looked like she was caught and slightly embarassed. then i asked if i was the tallest tree if she'd pee on me ...

she said something like only if there was leaves to wipe with ... i donno man, thats why i am learning to sarge in person .. online chicks are wierd.

haha cute your fore head is bigger than most people, cute!!! haha

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Indecent Exposure

Check this neg (please take notice im negging the picture and not the girl)



Me: Hey I dont know if you noticed but right behind but is'nt there a guy hi=jacking the white sedan right behind you.

use some bullshit

this would be funnier in ireland.

''isnt it about time u threw away your communion dress''?

i dunno if u guys have communion or confirmations anywhere else.

even saying ''8th birthday party dress'' works. well ive gotten some replys like '' hey, your so mean'' and '' haha your funny, whats your name blah blah.

try it and see.

ur all missing something completely obvious...

heres what id say (combo of sarcasm and a neg)

"well im glad ur bracelet matches the rest of ur outfit.."

edit: just saw something else

"OMG thats so hot..the white g35 in the background that is"

watch where you're pointing those things, u might take someone's eye out, oh wait you already did :p

If a girls being cocky and throwing a few jokey insults a line i ALLWAYS throw in is " See at first that whole bitchey thing that you do was cute and kinda funny....but now its just....no"

Works a treat!!

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you can help pick me up chicks. solid bro

i hope you're not as boring as you seem in your pictures in person... it would be a shame if your looks were all you had going for you.

you know how they say owners are like their dogs? well its just the strangest thing when I saw ur picture, I thought of chow chow...
(completely random, girls love talking about dogs, and will be curious as to why u thought of that... dont answer it, but tell them later on after the attraction phase it was because you thought they were cute)

I read a few posts that said online Neg's are overkill? Haven't tried it yet, gonna get a few critiques on the profile and get it set first. Will post that in a few minutes. I would say something to this effect when I do though...

<BR>"I saw your profile picture from halloween and I have to say it really bugs me when people where their everyday clothes to costume parties."(probably will only work a little while longer-the season) or "I saw your picture and I have never seen an outfit like that for halloween, what were you supposed to be? lol"(Once again this opener probably will only work at certain times)

<BR> Any thoughts?

-Jay

They are not overkill, but for the most part do not work online.
They are not really negs, but comments.

How would you be able to turn that around and make them Neg's?

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"Strip poker... no one loses unless there are fat people playing..."

I think we should really keep the list going. I used this one with a girl that had a funny looking towel hanging in her bathroom behind her. I just love your towel my little sister has the same one

good list!