when i watched david d's program on cocky comedy, he mentioned alot of the good names to call a girl. dork, pimp, loser, ect. now lately ive been gettin beat to the punch with the dork nickname. when girls throw that you anyone got a good comeback or one liner

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UR a dork Im a dork woow we have soo much in common we would never get along, REMEMBER Girl oposites attract, than point at the biggest afc in the room and say u need a guy like that,

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-Giacomo Casanova

I agree with the previous comment. Don't allow her to shit-test you; throw it back in her face, using narcist's method, and "attempt" to set her up with that AFC, by taking a few steps towards him, all while announcing your "intent" to her. You will, without any doubt, get Kino.

Then you can do the following routines:

1. "Hey, hands off the merchandise! This shit aint cheap." --Styles
2. "Whoa, we just met, and already, you're all over me!"
3. "Getting aggressive, aren't we? Next time, remember to bring your pills, psycho!"

Personally, the third is my favorite because not only is it a neg, but it sub-consciously convinces her that there will be a second meet if she plays her cards properly.

The possibilities are endless, but all it takes is time, self-control and practice.

Good luck, bro.

HB: "Blah blah blah blah DORK"
YOU: "If thats your idea of flirting, you got it twisted. Calling me names isn't going to win me over tonight Barbie."

Something along those lines, just fire one back at her and cut her down a peg. You could really say anything. Or like the above posts mentioned, set her up with an AFC.

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Dinamite. thanks all!

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-Desire-

monkey...

whats the chances of a quick explination???