hey guys

i'm just gonna post some shit about online sarging. i been a member of a local dating site here in BKK. and thru a fair bit of trial and error have eventually started getting good feedback.

if u look at other guys profiles they are all lame, just telling the same shit. so ya gotta make yr profile interesting. seem mysterious, don't say anything about star sign, job, and shit like that. be a bit of an asshole/bad boy, but balance it with something good. in my profile i say:

FUCK rules/fuck regulations/fuck laws/fuck governments/fuck online dating/fuck security/fuck cops.....and FUCK chicks dat don't respond to my messages!!!!
amen

i go onto say:

S O l i s t e n u p . . . . . .

Expressing myself and my feelings comes natural to me. Honesty and integrity guide my course in life. So u will always know where i stand and where u stand.

So unless ur a total loser, make sure u respond to my messages.... you have nothing to lose and everything to gain!

then i have some cool pics of me hangin out with my mum.....so chicks can see that i'm a bit of an enigma. there's a profile greeting, and mine sez: 'hi there.....hope u HATE me." Oozin attitude is OK, chicks luv it. but like i said, just make sure you balance it by showing that u have some good shit under the attitude.

u also need a good ID, something like DREAMSHAPER, ENIGMA, MYSTERY make sure u capitalize it. make sure u have a cool pic, something that will stand out. i got one of me putting a plastic gun to my head, as if i'm gonna blow my brains out. if i had a cat, or a dog, i'd get a pic of me holding a gun to its head, and write sometyhing like:"if ya don't respond 2 my msg...the cat gets it". get a pick with ya sticking ya middle finger up....be BOLD, trust me.

i used to have a pretty cool first msg, it went: hi, i'm short, fat, bald, broke, boring and have no self esteem....wanna marry me?? got a lota good responses from that. but these days i just write: hey _______ u look like a cool chick.......i think u should know me. when u address them use initials, so if hur ID is thai jasmine, call her TJ. likewise with yr own ID. (always call them chicks as well). can also get them to qualify themselves:

hey.....ru worth knowing????

of course if there is something in their profile that strikes u as interesting, comment on that. it's the usual game stuff tho, bust their balls and follow it up with a mild compliment.

if u get no reply, don't leave it at that. be persistant, in a few days time send her a msg like:

-hey, the coolest guy on this website send u msg and u don't reply....ru crazy/a lesbian/dead

-i send u a msg and u ignore me, it's like winning da lottery and when the guy comes to give u the million dollar cheque u slam the door in his face?? wots yr story

-why didn't u reply to my message:
1. you have been sooo busy.....but u like me heaps
2. you are lazy.....but u like me heaps
3. u don't wanna know me....but u like me heaps

talk about shit like guardian angels, i run this everytime and its gold:

"i spoke to my Guardian angel bout u. and she said stay away from dis chick, she's TROUBLE!!

now why would my GA say dis???"

i don't chat at all, no time and not interested. when they say something about chatting i just tell them i msg a few times and if they r cool we hang out. usual rule is 3-4 msgs and if u like them arrange to meet. just say something like:

lets hang out. how bout 6:30 this wednesday at siam paragon. OK! good, cu then. msg me yr phone # so we can confirm.

don't even bother calling her, just sms her that day to confirm the arangements. meet her at a coffee shop, run game then take her to a food court run more game blah blah blah. meet hur at a shopping mall, ideally at a bookshop so if one or the other is late yr not standing around like a stuffed pig. can also be sure she sees u browsing the sexuality section or something. coffee/foodcourt then take her to a dpt store and ask her opinion on some colognes. with 3 location changes and reasonable game u should then be able to get her back to yr place to do wot u will with hur. try top meet her at a mall close 2 where u live.

make sure u have all yr shit sorted, know wot ur going to order, know where there are booths at the coffee shop/food court, have yr place all set in case u get her home don't leave anything to chance.

everyone's style is different, but i like to know that i can fuck them on the first date....but i never do. mainly cuz i'm not that hungry and cuz then i feel pressured to call the next day or whenever. i just want my life smooth, thats why i don't want any chick with 'buyers remorse'. i go for the fuck close the second, or poss the third date, but never any longer.

OK, dats it........happy sarging

dm

hey man youve got some good material there
the only problem that i recognise that might effect results is how you always bring up the "youd better reply to my message" stuff
this could lower your value as you are seen as a needy guy, whereas someone with a large social network who receives many messages a day doesn't care if one person replies or not because he has many to choose from which is sexy to a girl in the real world as he isnt seeking approval but this may be different online..
just a thought anyways
Good stuff, keep it up

Wiz

hey man,

this stuff is gold!
I used your line: "hi, i'm short, fat, bald, broke, boring and have no self esteem....wanna marry me??"

Where do you take it from there, though?

using some of this material right now will post results in a few days

the guardian angel shit is legit... worked like a charm, great post dude

hey the r u......worth knowing line is great.
The most common comment i get is, What kinda question is that.
I respond with, beauty's just so common now of days i just like to see what people think of there own self worth.
It has had good results happy sarging.

Im tryin this one right now!

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- Fifty

So this is the convo so far:

Fifty: Hi, I'm short, fat, bald, broke, boring and have no self esteem....wanna marry me??

HB7.5: thats everything i want in a man YES!

Ffty: Well now that we are engaged you need to tell me about yourself Frenchie! I cant go telling everyone about us when I havent even taken you on a date!

HB7.5: haha, i love chocolate milk

I have no idea where to go from here... what do I say? Whats the next move?

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- Fifty

Is this even field tested?

hey 50

where to go from there????

surely ya can see that at some point ya gotta start devising ya own shit that is original, C/F, engaging blah blah blah

u could pick up on the choc milk thing, link it to her star sign or something weird like that....'hey, ru a gemini, cuz my ex loved choc milk and she was a gemini blah blah.

or u could just pick up on another thread. recently i bin using this recently:

"did u know u and i were soulmates in a past life, we had a romance poets write about.....wot a shame it can't be this life, oh well.....i'd be content to be yr sex slave (if u ask me nicely)"

u may wanna do a bit of AMOGing, point out how lame every other fucker is, how they say the same shit. ask yr target:

why u still here fishing??? u know u will never meet anyone more interesting, sincere, romantic, hansum and crazy as DEADMAN'

(notice the use of third person, i found this a good way to communicate occasionally, not many will do it, and if done well it kicks ass)

anyone interested in online sarging should sign up for the 'net2bed'' newsletter ( http://www.Net2Bed.com/v2 ). these contain a shit load of good stuff, giving good guidelines on how to successfully sarge online. The cd's and book would be good as well, but they are expensive, i'd like to get them one day.

I bin sarging online for about 18months now, and do quite well, through trial and error i found wot works (4me anyway):

*one of the main things i learnt was that just cuz a target doesn't respond 2 yr msg, it don't mean she aint interested. its ok to pursue a bit, but do so in a way that will show yr DHV.

*don't respond to a targets msg too quickly, leave it a day or 2

*be mysterious, don't say too much about yrself. never tell yr occupation on yr profile, at least not a serious one. I alternate between:

-occupation: the only job i want is a blow job
-occupation: hacker/drug dealer/cop killer
-occupation: bitch tamer

(and while these will turn many chics away, thats OK, cuz i'm looking for a specific type)

*change yr profile regularly, add different shit. static profile=static guy

*i believe it never hurts to use the word FUCK in yr profile a few times (but never in a msg). above all else ya gotta stand out from the billion other lame ass dilberts online. Convey the sense that ur BOLD, that u ain't scared to take risks, that u don't give a fuck if people like u or not.

*make clear, strong statements about the kinda guy u are (and if ya not the kinda guy u wanna be....then fucking become that guy!!!!)

*experiment with language, use 'dat' intead of 'that' use numerals for 'to' and 'for'. if u do it properly it comes off well, but done not properly it then just sounds like ur illiterate. the point is not so much that u wanna sound 'hip', but that u don't really give a shit about conventions, in this case language

*above all else, keep yr msgs SHORT, this is fucking essential. don't ramble on with a lot of shit. be concise, bust her balls. take some time to think of a suitable response, never respond immediately (chatting is different i spoze, personally i never chat). after 3or4 msg's set up a meeting, or get her number and run some phone game on her. Ive had good success with this one:

'u should send me yr phone # so i can call u 100 times a day, and yr address so i can stalk u'

i honestly first used this in jest, and have been surprised at just how many targets gave me their #

however u look at it, online sarging can tend to take a lot of time and energy. and as i think style said, it's no replacement for getting out in the field and sarging 4 real. it is good in the way it can compliment yr game though. I've also found that it can help biuld a strong character, especially if you make positive and strong statements about the kinda person ur......even if u don't embody such ideals 100%, at least it helps to clarify the qualities u aspire to.......in other words, it facilitates congruence.

rock on
DM

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- Fifty