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travis8907
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was she on ecstasy?
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Sounds like a Mitsubishi commercial.
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Well, you know where I'm at it's perfectly normal! You do know what planet I came from right? LOL!

Maybe she's a alien! Maybe she's communicatoring to other aliens in outterspace with those weird noises! Maybe Earth is under invasion by the Species! That was a good movie btw! In the third one-Sarah was a hottie!

Maybe she's not a alien! Maybe she's a IT!

I know this didn't help much but I just thought it was funny as hell! I meant to read you post and now I did I really like it. Good job on the F-CLOSE-too bad she's a little wierd!

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that is awesome could be tourettes!!
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great story man u could possibly have negged till she stopped when u point out somethen enough time people usually become self concious of it and stop in my experience

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hmm, the old 'hump n dump' eh? well, it's a shame that happened, but hey life goes on.

funny story.

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If she's talented with fellatio (and rather cute), a few annoying sounds can easily be forgiven :)

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You all must have heard CHUMP TO CHAMP! This new song called MYSTERY METHOD and STYLE LIFE is more modern. www.stunpals.com
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sooo funny lol. :lol:

Made me rofl
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lol thats a funny story! unlucky some girls are just fucking wierd

at the start you said when you kissed you used to turn your head just before it so she'd get the side. I did this once or twice and then eventually i went in and she did it to me!
did you ever get that or do you have any advice on how to get past it
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shes probably testing you


anyways, great story
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I think by us learning the game and getting better, we lose old problems such as being afraid to talk to girls or never getting laid... along with doing so we take on new problems, psycho girls, annoying ones and clingers.... My dude was givin me shit about a clinger I bagged the other night and I said hey its better I have a clinger problem than no problem at all like all the other AFC's... it just comes with the game...
Shoot I'd take these problems over my AFC problems ANYDAY >:0

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I'm just wondering what the hell it was you guys were listening to? haha
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Hahahaha funny funny story
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OMG i can so relate to that.
I call it the Wog Effect seeing as its only wog chicks that have done it with me. They really make me want to punch a baby in the face. Its funny cause ma and my mate joke about this all the time.
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