| Im very new to the community, but im obssed w/ shedin my skin and becomin the guy i wanna be, so my 1st, all mine, dvh story. A take off of Mysterys "did u see that fight out side.", but w/ a twist and a multi thread w/ a fake story w/ some dhvs.
Any Opener, No opinion openers for sure, they are so played it hurts.
Most likely just go in as normal, ive never been terrible at opening girls in the past just too scared to, because i had no where to go from there.
A2- story
Joshua-"OMG did u guys hear about that guy in the motorcycle accident out front 30mins ago?"
Girls-"(gasp) No!?!"
J- "OMG, Ok Im outside w/ my best friends GF Tiffany, hes out of town & she gets scared at home alone so i said i take her out tonight, so she can have some fun[self point], but be protected in case any of these asshole[crowd point] give her any shit.
So we're outside, and shes havin a smoke & we start to hear a crotch rocket flyin down the street, now i dont know if he was drunk or what, but as he gets bout 30 feet from the club, he starts to lose control. *pause*
His front tire starts goin back and forth(crazy zig zag hand gesture) & BOOM, the bike hits the ground and this guy goes flyin head over heels w/ the bike followin right after, i mean this guy musta been doin 50mph.
So my buddy girls starts screamin so i grab her (maybe kino the target) and hold her tight. Im mean this is my best friends girl, this guy has followed me through hell & high water in the past and ill be damned if im gonna let somthing happen to her.
So the guy ends up hitin the ground like 10 feet away from us, & i mean this this girl is shakin in my arms and her cigarette is hangin out of her mouth like ray stantz in ghostbusters( i maynot use that line but id like to think anyone 23-30 would get that reference) but then all of the sudden this son of a bitch pops up off the pavement w/ this huge grin on his face like he just jumped out of bed after gettin laid[self point?] or somthin.
So hes got this big smile on his face and Yells 'Ta da' & he takes a bow!?! Dumbfounded we look at eachother, meanwhile this guy scrambles back, & fires up his bike. I wave to the guy and yell 'Hey bud, dude are you alright?' and he waves back!?! *sleight pause* & the guy winks at me and speeds off like nothin ever happend. Tiff & I stand there still holding eachother silent for like 10secs, untill i say 'OMG! that was some super dave osborne shit!!( mabey say evil knievel if i think they wouldnt get the reffrence) & she busts out laughin, i mean she is dyin, shes half cryin and just gigglin off her ass.
Then all of the sudden her smile drops and she takes a step back and kinda grabs at the front of her pants, and says shes gota get home now after all of this its too much. I ask are u sure, we can bounce somewhere else if u like, but says no adamantly, blows me a kiss w/ the hand thats not danglin between her thys, and jumps in her firebird and zipps off. and it hits me like a bricks.
I think this girl pee'd herself laughin!!! I mean this is a very beautiful girl, i dont realy like to rate girls looks but this girl wakes up and shes a 9 on a bad day, shes nothin compared to u girls ofcourse but i mean shes gorges & i think she just pee'd herself laughing at this wacko on his motorcycle.
(now get them involved)
Do u guys think thats how shed play it off if thats really what happend?"
Now stack forward into different story, or maybe into a opion opener style story bout the same girl gettin mad after findin a shoe box full of shit from my boys ex, do u guys think... yada yada
Now i know this gambit isnt perfect but i think the meat of it is tasty, and its got some small dhv spikes along w/ some small alpha protector and leader of men spikes.
Feedback pos or neg greatly appreciated
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