hey i don't know if you guys have this same problem but sometimes when I

say some opener with a joke involved and the girl's not particularly switched

on and you have to explain the joke to them. It fucken shits me.

Like this morning I said an opener which i stole off juggler that goes 'hey

they're great red shoes, i'll bet if you tap them together you'll get a free trip

to kansas' and she looked at me blankly as if she was saying what the hell

are you talking about? then i explained the joke to her and she laughed

which was a good result. But fucken hell make the connection woman!

it could be your fault. it could be the delivery. speak clearly and make sure you smile at the punchline.
however its very unlikely its your fault. i mean its not exactly the most complicated opener ever is it.
she might just be a bimbo and genuinely doesnt get it.
could be a shit test to see how you react and your pateince
or it could be an IOD. she may not want you to be talking to her =/.
practice a clear delivery.
V1V

Not everyone has seen the wizard of oz. Is that even what it's from? Anyway yeah, some girls are genuinely just slow... I knew a girl who would just stare blankly at me when I spoke and then continue talking about stuff that had nothing to do with what I was saying. Just be thankful you don't have to deal with girls like that.