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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:17 am 
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So... I'm thinking somewhat "bragging" would be okay in your myspace profile "general" section, but still kinda get the feeling there's something I'm doing wrong here, obviously I tried to include the main DHV's - leader of men, protector of loved ones, pre-selected by women, and displaying healthy emotional circuitry. But wanted to know what others opinion on this is, as well as maybe some suggestions, ect.

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"Cheers! So something about me or my 'myspace page' has obviously made you curious enough to want to get to know me or at least see what I'm about. If that wasn't the case you wouldn't be reading this right now, am I right? Well first off I must say I consider myself a primal leader in all that I do and how I think. The only reference that matters is the reference you give yourself, not that which anyone else gives you. Who cares what other people think of you, right? The only opinion that truly matters is the opinion you have of yourself. Plus 99% of people are naturally born to be followers, that's alot of people at my disposal, created just for people like me. I'm also very protective of people I truly care about, especially the women friends in my life who are very close to me. I also believe love, compassion, and true friendship are things that must be earned, not handed out to anyone with kind words and a friendly handshake. Because then it would have no meaning, and would be hollow, unfullfilling. On the brighter side I like to have lots of fun. I'm a philosopher, an artist, a writer, and a musician. Music is a huge meaningfull part of my life, it's the soundtrack of your lifestyle and spirit. I also plan on very soon going to school to become a massage therapist, and move on to bigger and better things from there. Psychology also fascinates me. I carry the belief that this is my world, and nothing IN this world can possibly hold me back from taking it for myself. So long as you know all the rules to the game, you've got the knowledge, and you've got the right circuitry going on, you're sure to win. Wanna know more I love to interact and meet new people, it's what I do, so message me. Just don't get too in over your head now :P"


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:02 am 
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Your profile is a wee bit long for myspace. Shorten it up some. Also you may find this bit of use:
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STEP ONE: COMPOSING THE AD

It goes against all logic, but the best profile is one in which you are a TOTAL ASSHOLE. The first line of my profile is: I'm a selfish prick. THEN I go on to describe my looks and physique. FINALLY, I tell them that I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks. I do what I want when I want. (Most of this is from Lovedrop, so I'm only paraphrasing in case he doesn't want it posted.)

Everything in the profile is designed to make me seem like a choosy selfish asshole seducer. My tagline, adapted from Zan, is: "Run away, little girl."

Finally, for the coup de grace, is something adapted from Gamemaster. When I describe what I'm looking for, I say, "If I had to write a newspaper personal, it would read something like this…" Then I go on to describe, somewhat facetiously, that I'm a well-hung sexually talented stud looking for a married woman who wants to make her husband jealous in order to procure expensive gifts from him."

Again, you can figure out your own wording. If you're really retarded and need it spelled out, let me know and I'll consider posting a link to my profile.

For the picture, I don't post an actual photo. I post a SKETCH someone has done of me. If you don't have a friend with art skills, just get a sketch of yourself done by a street sketch artist or at a comic convention or something. This way, girls looking for profiles with photos will come across your profile, but at the same time, you'll be able to hook them with your personality before they can just disqualify you as not being their type.

Often, girls will write me just to ask, "Are you for real?" because my profile is so outlandish.
Source: http://www.seductionbase.com/seduction/ ... le/52.html


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:38 am 
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"I'm a well-hung sexually talented stud looking for a married woman who wants to make her husband jealous in order to procure expensive gifts from him."

aaaaahahaaha!!! that's fuckin classic lol thanks for the advice


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