Alright, So as well all know I just got back from Iraq. So I need to go shopping which I did. So I decided to go to the Mall. I went to A&E(American Eagle). They were having buy one get the next purchase 50% off.
^Above I am also rocking khaki cargo pants with all black adidas!
So I walk into with my chest out and my chin is up. I was rocking my new shoes, So I was feeling bomb! The first girl I come up on work there. I could tell by the ear piece in her ear. Blonde HB8. So I make contact with her as I am walking by her. A good 3 seconds of strong eye contact. While I am making this eye contact, She says Hey and I return with a smile and also a Hey. Now as I am walking by her still keeping eye contact. Her eyes moved away. Now when her eyes moved away. I was like Wow she must really be shy, but No! She was checking me out. She looked me up and down with a smile on her face. I walk around with my buddy getting some pants and shirts. I spent a good 250 on clothes!
I am going to paint you a picture now. There is little bit of a line infront of me. So Blonde HB8 goes open up the other cash register on the other side. So one guy goes infront of me and then I go right behind. If you ever been inside A&E they have those stools around the register. I slide one up because I do have alot of clothes and it was going to be a while. She starts to take my clothes so I decided to open up her.
ME: Hey, Hows it going?
HB8: I am doing alright but I am tired.
ME: Well you look tired.
HB8: Yeah thats what I get from drinking last night
ME: Do you drink all the time?
HB8: Well that last couple of nights I been going to Ducks(Pool Hall/Bar)
ME: Is your life that bad?
HB8: *Laughs* Yes it is!
So ask me to register for the A&E card to get 15% off my purchase. So I get the car and write down my information. Well she has to walk over to the computer to type it in. Then she reopens me.
HB8: What is this?(Pointing at my number) I know you can write better than that!
ME: *Laugh* Well my handwriting is just as ugly as your boots!
Now she was wearing some khaki boots with that white goat fur looking stuff on top.
She gives me a shock look like I can't believe you said that but had a smile on her face. She then tells her friend HB7(Asian Girl) that I told her boots were ugly. Lucky for me the Asian girl is wearing the same boots but there dark brown with the black goat fur.
ME: Wow, So now I know. Just because you work as a clothing stop doesn't mean you have a fashion sense. Thanks *Sly Grin on my face*
I get a big laugh from all the girls that are working there and my buddy laughs.
HB8: My boots are not ugly *Makes a pouty face*
ME: Hey didn't you know the CUSTOMER is always right!
More laughter from the girls and my buddy.
So now HB8 goes to put my clothes in the bag. She misses the bag competely because she has to put them in folded. So I laugh at her.
HB8: I should just throw the clothes in the bag!
ME: What you want to fight about it!?
HB8: Yeah, Lets fight!
ME: Well take your break and lets go outside!
So HB8 gets on her little ear piece thing. Its so they don't have to yell at each other. "Hey (Didn't get the name) I need to go on break so I can fight this guy!"
HB7(No name) Nods and laughs.
ME: You can't handle this I fight dirty!
HB8: Ohhh I fight dirty too! I will kick you between the legs!
ME: Noooo please don't touch me with those ugly boots!
HB8 gives me a pout and crosses her arm.
ME: Wheres your manage, I don't like your attitude!(I say this pretty loud)
HB8: There she is right there!(It was the Asian Girl)
HB7(Asian Girl) You deserve it! *With a smile on her face*
So HB8 smiles and gives me my bag.
HB8: Wait outside the store I am going to beat you up!
I just smile and walk outside the store with my buddy. Now I know girls at stores are not allowed to give their number away while in the store. So HB8 walks towards us with a smile on her face. I drop my bags on the ground and throw my arms out. She proceeds to do this slowly kick at me. Of course I block it at of reflex and say....
ME: Whoa don't touch me with those boots!
HB8 *Laughs*
ME: So what are you getting into tonight?
HB8 at this time has the doggy bowl eyes now. "I dunno yet" She was beginning to sway back and forth because she was nervous.
ME: Well give me your number and we will get together sometime.
She gives me her number and I put it in my phone. Then I was like ohh shit I don't even know her name. So I look at her name tag and grab it.
ME: Ahhh ****** Well its nice to meet you!
HB8 She smiles
ME: Ohh yeah my name is ....
She then cut me off with
HB8: Levi I know...I just put your name into the system.
I go with a handshake and we part our ways.
Now out of all that. My only regret is that I should have given her a hug instead of a handshake.
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