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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 7:06 pm 
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Hey guys im 16 so i am abit in the inexperience side...

I open to this girl on a social site and this is how it goes....
ME~ "are u shy or something ......?"
HER~ "huh? i dont even know you, right?"
ME~ "Well...i mean i've been on this friendster thing for quite a while, and u still haven even say hi .... how rude "
HER~"Hahahah Fine. Okay here's a BIG HELLO to you"
Well, I have gain her attention I guess. So what do I say or do next?? I want to number close this ASAP THANKS


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:39 pm 
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i personally fucking hate the are you shy opener..

because..

1. you WILL get the response no why?, or yes, or maybe..
2. she will say do i know you?
3. The you have been on here blah blah blah makes you seem like a douch and not leading the convo to draw her in..

i say drop it.. just do it right now.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:33 am 
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ahha ok..... so how can I continue from there???


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:00 am 
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anyone with experience? help?


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I'd say she's half hooked. A good cold read I use (I thought of it whilst out sarging the other night, I'm not sure if it's entirely mine but its effective as fuck - this has been adapted for online use) goes as the following, especially if she's HB10 and flaunting it like a hot ass biatch. If she's not hb10 then her response will be poor:

Jesper: You know, I bet you are misunderstood a lot.
HB: (curious now) yeah..what do you mean? (even if she says 'huh' continue - she's just a bit stupid that's all)
Jesper: Like all these creepy shallow people add you telling you you're hot all the time.. Deep down you just want someone to be interested in you for who you really are...sucks..
HB: omfg you are soo right how did you know blah blah blah
Jesper: either crack some joke like 'well you know being a proffessional psychic and all is kinda hard' or go for another cold read (but dont push it) or demonstrate your extraordinary knowledge of social dynamics. that latter would be best but make it funny and give examples. sexual predator routine goes quite nice too.

by now, you are HOOKED, LINED AND MUTHFUCKEN SUNK - you are in bro. now be funny, random, and entirely unpredictable. dont reply to messages to quick otherwise she'll think you ARE a creep.

****IN YOUR CASE BRO****

before you do this cold read you might not wanna make it entirely random like you actually just copied and pasted it.

like, you could neg before the cold read in a single message "OMG you are so fake!!" - you could send that as it is, or add on after that, "apart from your fakeness ;) i bet you're misunderstood a lot..."

if she doesnt bone you in a week i will cut my own dick off. remember, you are the prize - make her qualify herself to you.

if you are having trouble with that, you just need to shape your sentences to saying a statements - no questions because questions imply too much curiosity. OKAY?!!!

tell me how it goes

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yaa cool... thanks. Waiting for her to reply. But do you hve any other opener which its like the shyness type of opener because I wanna vary my openers and the shyness type really does a good job of getting the reply from girls.


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mmm i dont really online game...

the only line i have used from this forum was the one about if she was wearing a wig or not...

I want to see where your little convo goes. pm me if you like I'll guide you.. ;)

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haha alrite thanks :D


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If she say.. " HI how are you " how do i reply


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haha need some advice again, how to continue




HB wrote- Oh! I just read your message. VINIA IS MY NAME YOU DUMB ASS! You're sucha a weirdo omg. You're from MARS? No wonder. Now, it all makes sense. HAHA!

I wrote- Your the dumb one, haven u heard man are from mars,, women are from venus??

HB wrote- I'm not dumb you weirdo. Yeah, you're a man from Mars. Because you know why? You're outta this world weird

I wrote- Omg are we quarelling?? Ok… you know what.. you and I would not get along… I can already see that.. you know why? We are too similar I think… you wouldn’t take any of my shit… and I wouldn’t take any of yours. We keep quarelling, and then we would have great make up sex… fight… sex… fight.. sex.. it would be like an emotional rollercoaster

HB wrote- I know right! Then that'll be so weird. Imagine if that really happened. HAHA! XD


so how to continue


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haha need some advice again, how to continue




HB wrote- Oh! I just read your message. VINIA IS MY NAME YOU DUMB ASS! You're sucha a weirdo omg. You're from MARS? No wonder. Now, it all makes sense. HAHA!

I wrote- Your the dumb one, haven u heard man are from mars,, women are from venus??

HB wrote- I'm not dumb you weirdo. Yeah, you're a man from Mars. Because you know why? You're outta this world weird

I wrote- Omg are we quarelling?? Ok… you know what.. you and I would not get along… I can already see that.. you know why? We are too similar I think… you wouldn’t take any of my shit… and I wouldn’t take any of yours. We keep quarelling, and then we would have great make up sex… fight… sex… fight.. sex.. it would be like an emotional rollercoaster

HB wrote- I know right! Then that'll be so weird. Imagine if that really happened. HAHA! XD


so how to continue

I think you should try making something up, that's the only way to get better. This website gives you guidelines to your path to a better you, not specific lines meant to get some random chick from online. ( by the way she seems asian, is she? cause she used the whole "XD" thing which annoys the fuck outta me ;p)


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yup im from Singapore... where there are juz a pathetic amount of pua and maybe im the only teenager trying this =.=


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well, what you can do now is try to challenge her. ask her if she's adventurous? if yes, dare her something. push and pull.


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but but... if she give replies like ....

#1 "y should i even say hi if I don even know u" how to response

#2 " hey why view and run, where my comment? "


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