I had come back from a weekend in philly with my best friend at his frat with two kiss closes and a number close from one of them, but no full close, and had been sarging my college campus during the day to the point i was missing classes, success in talking and running the cube, no closes.
Thursday night:
-Finish class at 5:45 and eat well
-Go to the gym planning on doing biceps/triceps, but decide i dont wanna rush thru it and i should do the hardest workout possible b4 going clubbin, so i deadlift and merge into a legs/shoulders combo, which puts me in a good mood
-Its 8, i call my wing who knows PU but is more afc than me and lacks a fake ID to go out, and hes willing
-Not drinking, so take one oxycotton pill and bump half another one, puttin me in AWESOME mood and sexual state
-turn off lights in my room (roommate gone for the weekend) and put on music to adjust myself to chaos factor of club b4 goin (gunwitch)
-call up freshman girls to go out with as pivots
-Make AWESOME decision to wear my cowboy hat out with an affliction t-shirt (peacocky) over a thermal
-9:30: me and my friend get in line for the shuttle to new haven, talk to the security guard randomly about adventures in Cancun, i see a girl i know but dont talk to much from last semester and give her a hug and comment on her spotted attire: "You look like a leapord!"
On bus: talk to two HB7s in front of me with jealous gf opener, saying my wing has a gf who found pictures of him and his ex and flipped, we build some rapport, theyre goin to a different club so we part ways
-10:10, club freshman girls want to go to is deserted, i call them, they arent even gonna come out, we go to a club called Elevate which has a dance floor, two bars, and tons of couches and comfy chairs,
- I open a set of HB7.5 and FAT-FRIEND by asking FF my 60 cent hug opener:
"Do you think 60 cents is too expensive for a big hug? HB: Huh? I was at a Chinese place around town (pause) and right below the menu there was a sign saying 60 cents big hug. I had ordered General Tsao chicken, and im a decently social person, so i asked lady behind counter for a hug she comes and gives me a weak hug, legs out, which i demonstrate with fat friend (light kino), she laughs, then i demonstrate how a big hug should be with HB7.5 - who knows my wing from school and buys him a drink after some talking, (BIG KINO, had success with it b4, but HB7.5 doesnt get that into it), so me and wing walk away
-Next set: Two HB8s, use hug opener, light convo fluff after, not really workin so i make a mental note to switch to jealous gf opener, i go to the bar, wing tries to dance with HB7.5, and ends up dancing with her friend instead
-Next set: I'm standing alone at the bar not buying anything, PROXIMITY ALERT two HB8.5's approach me I OBEY 3 SECOND RULE with jealous gf opener, KEY NOTE: i fluff after it, keep posture and never lean in, and though it seems to go nowhere, PROXIMITY ALERT NEVER LIES THANKS MYSTERY, and one HB leaves and HB8.5 (Samantha) starts showing interest, somehow mentions bf which is ok cause she doesnt seem like its an issue haha, and invites me to sit down on couches with 3 girlfriends and one guy friend. I follow group theory and talk to the guy about football, and the guy is friendly enough so that was a DHV as Samantha sees im ignoring her i invite her to sit directly next to me she complies and i run the cube. Cube takes FOREVER TO GET THRU as girl has ADD and insists we get a drink in between (i dont buy it for her but walk her to bar) we walk back to couches than she dissapears. Not to DLV by waiting around, i see my wing making out hardcore with the same chick hes been dancing with, i run up to her friend HB7 who i hadnt seen yet in the bar say 'dance with me for two minutes so i can talk to my friend FALSE TIME CONSTRAINT IS GOLD.
-We grind hard for 5 mins, i spin her around by the hand, keep my posture no leaning and she starts asking me tons of questions while dancing, we go to the same schoool im a junior shes a freshman, shes IOI-ing me crazy, she asks why im wearing a cowboy hat to which i respond CAUSE IM A COWBOY so I just keep dancing and force HER to initiate the kiss-close, which i do push-pull rather than hardcore making out. We walk to couches, i run the cube, she lvoes it, she asks me for my number and takes it down (i hate college number closes cuz i get frustrated when they dont pan out so dont take hers down, is this mistake?) We kiss on couch more, than for some reason she leaves, i walk around for a while, a set of HB9 and FAT FRIEND opens me by taking my cowboy hat, i see the chick i kiss closed but she seems to have lost interest and is about to leave, my wing is still making out, there are undcover cops walking around, heres where night gets crazy
Part 2
I see Samantha who touches my shoulder and says HEYYY and im like 'you cant leave me alone around all these girls someone started dancing with me' then i notice her blonde friend HB7.5 has an vertical eyebrow ring (i had a horizontal eyebrow ring but it fell out in philly last week) so i *CONFIDENTLY* say let me sit down next to you for a sec, start talkin to her about it, talk about my 3 tattoos, we all leave to go outside cause of the cops walking around checking IDS
We end up alone outside, I RUN THE CUBE, SHE LOVES IT. I somehow find out that shes also twenty, doesnt go to school, is named Jackie, allegedly has a child and allegedly has an ex-bf in jail. LMAO. Shes givin me IOIs, but walks back into club (its 12:30 and all clubs close at 1:00 on thursdays), i suggest a venue change but she goes back in, i follow and luckily see my friend walking out with his girl, introduce her to them, Jackies friends try to pull her away but i run Mysterys 'you interest me are there steps to take to continue this conversation' she takes my number then asks wat im doing right now, im like 'uh my friend just left ill come dance with you for five minutes (FTC is golden again) she takes my hand and obliges! we sit on couch next to her angry yet hot friend. She asks if she can sit on my lap i say yeaaaa
she does, we talk, we dance, i talk about how shes earning coolness points and deduct one coolness point when she says anything unfavorable. she eventually gets up to 10 which i respond she can get a prize, we dance, kiss close. She sits on me on couch again and says 'i hate being the sober driver'. and then 'what are you doing? i wanna hang out with you after the club closes'
I am 20 and have slept with 11 women through a mix of luck and humor with some hot ones and desperation with some not so hot ones, but i have NEVER HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE =)
So I end up in the car with Jackie and her 3 friends, HB7.5, Samantha, and HB10. Im in backseat, HB7.5 is complaining how she hates men and didnt wanna go out and alternates leaning her head on her friends shoulder and my shoulder. I dont kino back out of loyalty to Jackie who is getting extremely upset with having to drive her obnoxious friends around. We get to another university where HB10 meets her guy friend, but they wont let us in! a 4:1 ratio of girls to guys wasnt good enough for them, which pisses Jackie off!
WORST MISTAKE FO THE NIGHT: We get back in the car and i sit shotgun
DO NOT SIT SHOTGUN IN A CAR WITH YOUR CHICK AND HER 3 DRUNK HOT FRIENDS
Theyre yelling whose thirsty for penis, one takes her pants off, theyre taking pictures back there, AND IM IN THE FRONT paying attention (not a DHV) to Jackie. We go to Samantha's guy friends apartment at 3 am, the two guys are mad chill and give us all free drinks even me. me and Jackie lay on the couch, but then Jackie and her friends start fighting hardcore. Her 3 friends stay at the guys place (i shoulda too) and me and jackie leave. She lives with her parents and has to get up at 7 am to look for a job, its 4am now, so she insists on dropping me off, clearly being knocked out of the mood by fighting with her friends. She needs to pee by the time we get back after getting lost, we park get out of the car, my suite is up a hill, shes like no i cant hold it, i give her a piggyback ride for like 200 ft but its a LONG WAY TO GO and she hops off pisses in the woods, and wont come back to my place. at least i made the ho say no (gunwitch)
Confidence building night, rest of the weekend was good but not as good, didnt get laid this weekend, know im making nice progress but UGHHH
CHAT
