which is fairly common especially if she likes you.

respond with "you misspelled attractive young man"

or

I dont remember changing my name to that! your new name is *fill in a cat name here* thus you two are role playing!


this doesnt really deserve its own thread but I couldnt bring myself to put this in the shit test folder.

this line is offically the best line i have ever thought up in my life!

actuall text conversation:

Me: hang out sat?
hb: nah got friends saturday.
Me: you misspelled pick me up at 12:00.
hb: okay.



ajdsfdskj;lfadsfkjldkjfkj;ladsfkj;ladsfkjdskalfjdsfkl jdsklf fuck yes!

Ummm... This is the newbie question forum ya know. And I don't like those lines very much. I'd prefer to respond 'what's up stinky?' or something like that (women are very self conscious about the way they smell, this is a good neg).

great lines. like to keep it lighter, calling her stinky seems a bit aggressive to me.

if anyone calls me by a name i don't like i just stare into space ignoring them and eventually they try something else. pet names like sparky I don't mind though.

It's not like a shit test though, its more cute than anything. I find this to be an ioi more than anything.

where's the newbie advice fourm?

My my, it seems I have made a terrible error. I'm sure that no one noticed except my most avid fan Rye Lee. But, recently I told a guy that he shouldn't ask out a girl over texts. When it is obvious that I have just asked out a girl through a text. and did you guys see the result? I got rejected. Me a hypocrite? I don't like to think I am but my actions speak for themselves. sorry dudes. it does help my case that I did say dont ask out a girl YOU LIKE over texts. but, im kinda in the middle with this girl i didn't want to blow it regardless.

actually, i think its fine to ask a girl out over text IF you have enough comfort.
i suppose it depends on the cultures of each country, but here its pretty normal to text a girl you've just met. in fact, hardly anyone calls girls.
so, if its normal social behaviour to text rather than call, texting is fine.
but as we've learned, be the exception to the rule... which is why i call them every now and then, especially if i dont have a lot of comfort yet.

I like it mrfickle, its a good mix of cocky/funny and plain old fashioned flirting.

Orthodox

I think general idea I have behind calling them, or asking them out in person is when your talking to a girl in person she is likely to get caught up in the moment when a guy who supposedly 'knows' what to say is asking her to "hang out" regardless of if she has a boiffend or not.


however the problem i've had with this in my past is (yah im talking about my goddamn oneitis again) whenever your talking to her she will simply be enchanted by what your saying and make impulsive decisions regaurdless of her boyfriend.

you see the paradox here?!?

yes you get a "yes" but you may end up with a girl who only likes you when you are around! Never calls or texts (beyond responding to yours),

however, when you text her, she can take as lonnng as she wants to respond. she can make a pie chart weighing the pros and cons of going out with you yada yada and her thinking is YOUR enemy. you want her feeling even if its just the sound of your voice. but at least she is less likely to have a boyfriend.

the only reason i think i got a yes was because i got her feeling.

if a chick says "sup loser" dont neg, her.. just ignore it, maybe even joke about it and move on.. adds humor in the least, if she keeps it up, she'll look like a bitch and you can make a smooth walk away and build dhv via observation