So... After the tragedy of the flaking Wildfire (my ex-MLTR) I decided to keep going.

I had a few people I could hang out with in different bars and I did not really feel like it but I had to! I just had to sarge, thats the way to get over One-itis right?

So I went out moderately peacocked and there were no real HBs in the entire place! None whatsoever! There were a few 4s and a few 5s, maybe a 6 somewhere with her BF. I did not really care. So enter the rancor. The Rancor (Return of the Jedi) was a girl of about 5, prettty face but fat... The only reason I even considered it was the enormous rack, I swear that these were the biggest natural tits I have seen in real life! The entire room held their breath when they entered. A few moments later the actual girl entered too. And she was exposing them to the world like a major slut (no offense to all sluts out there).
Through a common indirect "friend" we were introduced and I started fluffing, DHVing about my job (not gonna tell you what it is), DHVing about ex GFs etc etc. I was running some cocky-funny stuff as usual and did a lot of push-pull, engaging the entire group.
After a while the entire group (15 people) bounced to a bar/restaurant for a snack and on the way I got 3 IOIs so I went into A3 and IOId her for whatever stupid shit I did not really care about. It is a great gift to be able to make intelligent comments on a subject you dont know anything about by extrapolating what she just said. I ended up at the same table as the rancor and ran Styles EV, ESP and some more A3 stuff. A lot of kino, trust test... I illustrated strolling arm in arm and brought the kino to a handholding under the table (very naturally). This led to hand on leg and by the time of the wispering in the ear I knew that it was on.

To ensure the deevelopment I started chatting up a woman across the table, jelousy is great during a sarge since it shows preselection and a willingness to walk away.
When people started to leave I just kept on going with the rancor and got a K-close on the way.
At her place she exposed her tits to me in the elevator. Nice ones I must say.
So it took about 3 minutes from closing her apartment door to sexual intercourse. It was not so good. Her clothes had hidden the true magnitude of her fatness, holy crap I have never been so surprised in my entire life. But as I was there and was determined to sarge Wildfire out of my system I went for it and tried all kind of kinky stuff I could think of in order to perform. Damn, this was probably the most challenging acting I have ever done.
After the first time (Ok multiple times that night) she told me that she is a domina/dominatrix whatever you guys like to call it in your countries.
I reasoned like this: Ok, Im here, I dont care, lets try whatever.
So at about 2 am I was blindfolded and tied up with leather ropes while getting spanked by the rancor. Darn that was terrifying! In the house of an unknown woman the size of a rhino.
I was too tired to return to my place so I had a sleepover... That was terror on elm street! I had to keep her happy so that she would not start telling all my friends about this, some girls do that. She asked me if I usually got into bed with girls this fast and I had to admit. I could not tell her that I am a PUA since I did not like the idea of walking home in my underwear. Anyway, finally she turned off the lights and I was trying to sleep. This creature, this baby whale, this massive piece of meat was sleeping in the middle of the bed. Her mass alone created a gravity well in the center of the bed and all parts of the double bed was tilting inwards. I felt like Lando Calrissian trying to crawl out of the pit of carcoon nesting place of the almighty Sarlacc (Return of the Jedi). I was desperately trying to escape and found myself pulled in by gravity again...

Positives: I got to play with her tits
Negatives: The rest

So please accept my advice: Never sarge a girl that you are not 100% sure you are attracted to! I will have nightmares about this.


Wish me better luck for tonight...

Love

Ezo

Damn, that sucks that she was a dominatrix type and wanted to tie you up and whip you! I certainly ain't into that shit! But I mean, were you turned off just by how fat she was - because you DID say she had a pretty face.

I think this is one of those fat chicks that use their huge tits to get attention, even from guys that are not normally into fat girls. But a 5? come on. She's gotta be better than that.

At the risk of getting flamed by all the toothpick-lovers on the board, I actually LIKE cute women with some meat on them. Yes, I like the "big berthas", so what? I have diverse tastes. And the interesting thing is, yeah, a lot of them have huge tits. I had one of those massive chicks a while ago, it was quite an interesting experience (no bondage though), it was the best seduction I've ever done (purely in terms of technique), I'll post the lay report when I REALLY feel like it.

And as for all the secret plumper-lover PUAs out there, don't hide it just to impress friends who like skinny chicks, there's plenty for everyone's preference. Size isn't the only factor for me (obviously I will not screw warpigs, the girl does have to have SOME attractive looks), but I'd take a plump curvy chick over an anorexic "top model" chick any day. There's no shame in that.

~HotIce

Yes, she had a pretty face but not pretty enough to make up for the fact that she also had the body of Jabba the Hutt, hairy legs and smelly feet. Some girls seem great until you get them out of their clothes. I regret doing my duty with her...

Now she is SMS terrorizing me too! How to dump without pissing her off?

guess you were hurt because of the breakup with your gf and needed some consolation that night, but now you realize that you have to get over her first before being able to connect to someone else. all you can offer her at this time is friendship.

Lol, if she's in my area, I'll take her off your hands for you. I've dealt with chubby girls before, including some that most guys would not normally be attracted to... It's a bit of a subjective opinion with some guys as to which ones are warpigs and which ones are BBWs (Big Beautiful Women), but I have had both and I can DEFINITELY appreciate the difference. As for hairy legs, I've never met a girl that doesn't shave or wax... even the fat ones do it... though stinky feet are a REAL deal-breaker, just ask Style, his first lay was just like that... so stinky he left the room!

what's SMS ? It is like instant messager? Trust me you're blowing this out of proportion. Chubby girls are the most loyal fuck buddies ever. Just make sure you make it clear that you don't want a relationship yet, and they'll be okay and not get all clingy like that... just don't deceive them or drive up their expectations too much, and they will be down.

~HotIce

hahahaha yo this lay reports is fucking hilarious man haha usually if you have to bang a girl that big its usually you taking one for the team. But for you to do it in order to get rid of a ONE ITIS hahahaha wow man that would make me think of my one itis even more. Anyways good job on the gaming part applause (hand clap) hey at least you learn a lesson from this. I too, did bang a FAT CHICK before and got clown at for that haha hey i wanted to see how its like to bang a FAT chick you know? I heard their punani was tight! haha anyways i dont think you need luck finding a hotter girl than this one EVEN tho she got some great tits. but GOOD LUCK getting rid of that one itis.

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He he, yeah! It was quite fun to write this report and I learned some new kino steps and got some nice fun DHV stories out of it... SMS is a text (Short message service) the one you send from your cellphone.

I just realized so many things from this sarge it was worth it. I now understand how a girl feels when hunted by some strange fat unattractive guy she once mercyfucked.
I also understand exactly how Princess Leia felt chained to Jabba the Hutt... I will never be able to see that film again without remembering this sarge.

I would love to send the girl over to you but Im afraid I cannot afford the shipping cost. Plus I mentioned that she was a dominatrix didnt I? She even wanted to put a vibrating egg up my ass... She did not manage but anyway that makes a man nervous...

Yes, definately I used this sarge as a way to get over my ex and now I learned a valuable lesson. It made me think of my one-itis even more... But I realized that in fact the close was not as fun as the sarge. The sarge went perfect, absolutely perfect. In the moment of sarging I can forget my ex...

But as I said it was an ex-MLTR so Im now down to the normal number of stable LTRs. I'll survive.

obv. i made that not clear enuff. my post was a suggestion how to dump her in an easy way by sending her a message like that. what was really going on in your mind is your business.

He he... Yeah maybe thats a good strategy... I was also about to just send her a message like "PUA... Google it... Sorry" But that would be playing with fire and completely immature. I probably gonna say that Im back with my old GF or sth like that.

yeah you don't wanna do that you should never completely close a girl off unless she is a fucking maniac and you fear for you life. most fat girls have hot friends lol. and the P.U.A. world is already exposed enof we don't need anymore exposer


great original post lol the star wars references are fucking dope




happy sarging

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Best report I've read so far. Funny stuff.

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Awesome, I have decided after a similar incident (so ugly I couldn't actually perform), I have decided to only go after decent looking girls and if I end up in a shit area for targets to move

lol this was a pretty funny post. I've banged fat chicks too, it's true what they say, those punanis are TIGHT and cozy lol!

But I never banged a really UGLY fat chick. One time I almost did, then I took a good look and decided HELL NO!

The funny thing is there's hot fat chicks out there, they NEVER get picked up, or they think that any guy that would want them must be a sleazy old pervert. At parties they're easy, but in day game they have that extra suspicion whether you REALLY want them or you just want to get laid and somehow think fat chicks are "easy". In day game you have to tease them lightly and make them laugh, then do a number close to meet for coffee, lunch, etc. Don't push them, let their guard come down in Rapport.

But most PUAs are not into BBWs, I'm not sure why but everybody's idea of a 9 or a 10 seems to be the skinny baywatch type.

Some of this may be pressure to conform, the rest is their own personal preference. Me, I never conform. EVER. And fat chicks are hella fun to sleep with. As long as they're young and not ugly.

P.S. I just ran into the fat chick I previously mentioned again yesterday. She wants to hook up again, and just like yours, Ezo, this chick has huge tits - like 53 G's (and they're still growing!). She wasn't that good of a lay, if I recall, but an excellent titty-fuck nevertheless. I'll post the last lay report on her and maybe a new one, stay tuned....

~HotIce

Hehe, this was funny You certainly have some skills in the story-telling department As for getting rid of a woman in a good way, I find that honesty is often the best policy. Just tell her you aren't over your ex and it feels strange meeting her again... basically, just tell her in a good way that you aren't interested. Girls do it to guys all the time when they get buyer's remorse, so why shouldn't we?