just got an urge to post all these amusing conversations I had laying around. Other people can post theirs. Enjoy

Ty: holy shit its mel!
mel: haha im alive!
Ty: I know
Ty: I thought you got jacked by some monkeys or something
Ty: I tipped them a banana
mel: I did they gave me the monkey flu and dumped me lol
Ty: hahaha
Ty: thats what you get
mel: i know thats what i get for hanging out with primates
Ty: its cuz you were flirtin with the hot one
Ty: the ugly leader one got jealous
mel: yeah well the one with the red ass always gets my attention
Ty: haha
Ty: that reminds me
Ty: every time we hang out my ass is red after
Ty: you really goin to have to stop spanking me
mel: haha no way *hides paddle*
Ty: lol yeah so now you get to use your hands
Ty: ohhh thats better
mel: im waiting for it to turn that really cool shade of purple
Ty: thanks mel haha
Ty: jerk
mel: so you can have rainbow ass
mel: lol
Ty: rofl
mel: what a photo opp that would be
Ty: haha we should go getting body painted together
Ty: ,but if I had a rainbow ass
Ty: man
mel: lol for sure
Ty: I'd have to do a lot of straight crap to get over that
mel: yeah that might attract the wrong person....the whole rainbow ass
mel: i know am i grounded?
Ty: haha I would tell you about my gay club experience, but I'm not typin all that out
Ty: it ended up being very straight
Ty: yes
Ty: you are grounded
mel: lol did you get hit on lots?
Ty: go to my room
mel: haha
Ty: haha I got guys to buy me drinks
mel: haha as long as you didnt get too drunk
mel: that could be dangerous
mel: lol
Ty: lol that's what I was thinking
Ty: ,so I'd give the drinks away
mel: haha
Ty: which would attract more guys
mel: your lucky they didnt go following you out of the bar lol
Ty: I ended up makin out with 2 chicks at once
Ty: it wasn't as fullfilling as I thought itd be
mel: lol did you double check their girl authenticity?
Ty: lol
Ty: ohh
Ty: they were girls alright
Ty: nice curves
Ty: I love that
Ty: I was her bday present
mel: haha yeah but at a gay bar id be triple checking
mel: oh nice did you wrap a bow around yourself?
Ty: lol watever
Ty: I think you just want to pull my pants off
Ty: 1 check is fine
Ty: ,but 3
Ty: then you just playin with it
mel: lol id be like cough Ty!
Ty: lol I bow wouldve been nice
Ty: thatd be funny
Ty: haha
Ty: I'm not that much of a whore tho lol
Ty: you can't just wrap me up and give me away
Ty: I got to have comfort and connection
mel: lol no regifting huh?
Ty: well
Ty: its alright if the person I'm being regifted to is a quality person
mel: they have to be pre-ty approved
Ty: lol yes
Ty: I'm still iffy on you tho
mel: lol
Ty: I mean
Ty: why should I approve you hm?
mel: well cause im all awesome and slightly weird like yourself!
Ty: haha
Ty: I actually figured it out
Ty: we not weird
Ty: we amazing at improv
mel: lol
Ty: I went to a class yesterday and the guy thought I was a professional
mel: we could so have our own show
Ty: haha no joke
Ty: ,but then wed have to meet and I can't meet you
Ty: cuz you a dirty old man
mel: haha blah im getting dirty old man images ick
Ty: lol alright
Ty: just think of me naked instead
mel: lol
Ty: damnit
Ty: mel
mel: ty
Ty: you thinking of me naked again!
mel: no you had a bow on so all is good
Ty: lol

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this whole conversation was about nothing! thats amazing

(p.s. thanks I always love reading other peoples conversations on aim just seein how they game, ya know.)

lol I will take that as a compliment I guess. Most my conversations tend to go this way. I get massive rapport and attraction for just bantering like this. Making nothing interesting is aweomse.

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fuck, dude. i love you, not really though but i've learned a lot here. i always have to make it about something for some reason. im ganna fix that now.

Girl: yes i'm a loser, i'm messaging you on here, even when i'm i.m.ing you but i'm bored so i'm doing things to occupy me lol.

Ty : haha...
sad Girl just sad what's your favorite microwaveable food?

Girl: lol yes i'm a sad person...but apparently you are ok with that, b/c you are still talking to me lol.
i don't really have one i guess the french bread pizzas lol yours?

Ty:leftovers from a nice restaurant heh, but if I had to pick something you could buy probly uhhhh popcorn chicken, or hot pockets, sausage biscuits.
or screw the microwave and bust out the ice cream

Girl: haha ice cream sounds so good right now...with whipped cream lol

Ty:ice cream and whipped cream? you can do that?!!, eh I still want my whipped cream back. Theif!

Girl: yes you can lol....oh you have work for your whipped cream back...*wink* lol

Ty: lol you such a tease

Girl: lol yea i guess, but you know you like it...

Ty: maybe, but what if I just go buy my own whipped cream and ruin your fun?

Girl: lol thats fine, i can live, but that would suck for you, b/c you wont' have fun then either, b/c you and whipped cream here would be pretty fun lol

Ty: haha then id know what soap you used I guess because unless you licked it all off wed have to shower it off

Girl: which one would you want licked off, or in the shower? lol and this time i won't take the choice away lol

Ty: I do like to conserve water, but screw the whales they have an ocean full. Theyll be good for awile. Plus licking would be way sexier. Unless you can clean yourself very sexily or something lol... thatd be interesting

Girl: well then i'll would lick it off then what about a shower after? lol

Ty: hmmmm I guess that could work, wed probably fight over the water temperature though. I like it really hot, like steaming up the mirrors and stuff. I wonder if you could handle it.

Girl: oh i think i can handle it. i like it hot as well

Ty: haha I'd leave spots of you unwashed just to mess with you later. Have you ever had a head massage?

Girl: lol. no i have not. you?

Ty: yeah they give them at sports clips with your haircut. They are amazing. They put this soap on your head that makes your head tingle and massage it a certain way. It's really relaxing and invigorating at the same time.

Girl: lol nice, so when ever you want one you just go there to get a haircut? lol

Ty: lol yeah, I want to learn how to do it, but I need someone for practice.

Girl: lol...practice on me then free massage heck yea i'll take it lol.

Ty: heh, but it will mess up your hair. Then wed have to take another shower.

Girl: lol, i thought you liked showers, hot steamy showers? lol

Ty: haha maybe, but only to wash off whipped cream with someone else.

Girl: lol...so then when we do the whipped cream, wanna wash it off me? lol since i licked it off you lol

Ty: I won't get to taste it if we wash it all off, and I have to get past the whipped cream to see if you taste good, if you don't I'm takin you back for a refund :p. Then since you probably won't do a thorough enough job licking I guess I we will have to take a hot shower too.

Girl: lol who knows...i think i will lick thoroughly...but still a shower never hurts lol

Ty: hmmm alright I guess I can let you do that I might even feel like doing it back if you do good enough

Girl: haha, like i said who knows i guess we just have to find out...right?

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