How bout..... Again... passion passion passion... said in the right tone, they will be eating out of the palms of your hands.

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I generally tell people im a professional hop-scotch player. Really I run a modern furniture store. We have pretty much the siiiiiiiickest furniture around. For about the past two years I have ended up working more than I ever have before. I can tell it has taken a toll on my personal and business life. I noticed I have talked about my job like its a burden more than my passion.

I really need to be able to discuss it with people in a more passionate way... Maybe some of y'all can help me. Normally i just say "I run a sweet modern furniture store." I need to say it in a more descriptive and passionate way... I think I draw a blank because I have been doing this for 6+ years and its hard to get out of sales guy mode. Maybe someone with an outside perspective can come up with a decent response.

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You, my friend, are a gentleman, and a scholar. Brilliant!

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"A real PUA will make every women he encounters feel like she experience something once in a lifetime."- White_Rose

"You know that cool furniture you see at the most beautiful homes? That one couch you want, or that chair that would be perfect in your den? or maybe even your ideal bed? I make those things available. I own a fantastic furniture at -----."

I just took a stab at it. If you can make it better, go for it. Mad respect!

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"A real PUA will make every women he encounters feel like she experience something once in a lifetime."- White_Rose

Thanks brotha, thats not half bad at all. I think that will give me a great script! I offer housecalls to my clients. I tell them that often times its good for someone with an outsiders perspective who doesn't live in their home to come in and help deisgn. I may be able to see something that they couldnt. You sir have done this for me.

I appreciate your help. Glad I could do the same....

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"What do I do? Well...... my job is to bring style to the area. Yeah, My goal is give this area a kick in the pants! I'm the guy you contact when you are trying to find that siiiiiiick modern sofa you have seen on online, in the magazines or on TV but had no clue where to buy it. But I dont just sell furniture, I sell a lifestyle."

Maybe a bit scripted, but not too bad....


What do you guys think? Huh? Huh??????

or...

"People say I sell modern furniture.... I like to think I sell a lifestyle...."

K.I.S.S. right?


CK

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Sounds great CK! If the delivery is dead on, shouldn't be a problem.

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"A real PUA will make every women he encounters feel like she experience something once in a lifetime."- White_Rose

MMA fighter

thats me

I just use the old "disposable lighter repairman" line and so far I've always gotten good reactions. Girls want men to demonstrate things like stability and humor. If you aren't currently in the best place career wise just prove the other.

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I'm a pilot working in the islands. Works great most of the time but occassionally you get the odd bird that automatically thinks you're a slut!

Cheers

How exactly would you make running a fishing business sound good? I have no idea. Thanks

I'm an artist to, but I like drawing naked women.
It's not like you have a boner while doing it or anything, in my experience you get pretty quickly past the whole thing about having a naked woman in front of you. desensitized I think is the word.

Depending on the woman that you're drawing, it can be an erotically charged SPAM.

And of course, you can use the fact that you are "officially" qualified in determining aesthetics to your advantage while gaming, like commenting on the woman's clothing, style, body language, etc. (Artists are supposed to be attuned to the exterior things.... at least, that can be your explanation.)

And mentioning that you're an artist is not exactly going to lower the attraction, of course, this supposes you actually game women that are interested in art... (which is most women I've met.) =P

How bout....

" I am a real outdoors-man. I love to submerse my life with nature. I run a fishining business and find myself entangled (no pun intended, lol) with the maticulous life fishing."

from there you can talk about outdoors shit and how she would look good in hiking boots with a walking stick or some other bs....



Next!

CK

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This is good . . . but you're "telling" them your passion instead of demonstrating it. If you had 20 seconds for a radio spot ad, your pitch would be perfect. But if you've already opened up a set irl and the hbs are all ears for you, I'd think more towards the story/demonstration route.

Men are all about straight forward statements. I think women . . . well, they're more into the stories, especially ones where they can identify with a character in the story. You always hear women say something like, "I really identified with _____ in that movie." What they're saying is that while watching that movie, they've mentally put themselves in ______ character's shoes. Women lose themselves in stories.

So . . . I'm sure you have plenty of real stories to use but I'd think that a story about a singer in a rock band or a model who called you for a house call so that she could turn her bedroom into a rock stage or a French bed & breakfast or a Swiss Ski Chalet would spark more interest than something that sounds like a high powered job interview. Hell, even a story about some college kid who misses her bedroom at home . . . "awwwwww . . . "

Keep it quick, to the point, and demonstrate your passion. Then, you just move on to, "What would be your dream room? . . . Island resort? Lake cottage?", etc . . .

HB, "blah blah blah?"

Lifestyle Creator, "Blah blah blah right back to you." - translation = a little neg! Ha ha ha . . . Then seriously, "Hey actually, that's not so bad! We have this sofa from ______ and it would be perfect for something like that."

Lots of directions to take this routine. But it begins with identifying whether your target is a wannabe "rock star", "model", etc . . .

Well . . . just to add to the previous post, I think this is the route I'd take with the fishing business or mma fighter or any other job. I'd go towards the story . . .

"Well, I run this fishing business. Usually I'm chatting with hardcore guys about surgeons knot vs. the albright knot or whatever but this one time . . ."

Then a story about a cute girl who thought she'd try this fishing thing out and I was totally skeptical because she didn't seem outdoorsy at all. Next thing you know, the girl catches a xx inch _____, and she still holds the record. We have a photo of her and her catch at the shop and it's wild. It's really about nature, getting away from it all and enjoying your surroundings.

If she's not into it, you say, "Oh, I thought you were open minded . . ." If she seems into it . . . well, you have yourself a date. . . and it doesn't need to be a fishing date. (At least not the type that involves a rod and reel. . . well maybe the rod. OK . . . maybe you'll need YOUR reel as well.)