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I personally have experiance with strippers, so I'll lay down the facts for you real quick. 50% of ALL strippers are lesbians. 90% of ALL of strippers are bi-sexual. More than 70% are drug abusers (where black strippers mostly like weed, white strippers like "pills", asian strippers like coke). 99% of strippers "dance" intoxicated (being tipsy counts), So unless you can offer them something other then the norm (money), it may be a lose/lose situation.
You have to come of as a Rock Star in her eyes. Because even MOST celebs can't pull strippers. Tricky but not impossible.
Ah, nothing like a hasty generalization based upon your own experience. I've yet to meet an actual drug addict stripper myself. Also, some places actively make sure their dancers don't drink on the job and if they aren't doing drugs, then they aren't "tipsy". Perhaps next time you decide to "break down the facts" for someone, you can clearly state that this is your own opinion or experience and not ACTUAL facts, as they really aren't.