I thought of this one on my way to work walking in the city today.

Ok, so you are at the bar/club. Some of the clubs that I go to have the bar area is near the bathrooms. This is good so it won't look too creepy if you are hanging out by the bathroom area.

So, you see a HB walk by heading towards the bathroom.

Quickly you say to her "Don't Do It!"
Her response should be "Don't Do What?"
You: "I highly advise agaisnt it"
Her "Huh, what are you talking about"
You: "Don't break the seal, if you do, then you'll be running in and out of the bathroom all night giving us no opportunity to talk."

Could this opener work? Is it decent, or did I come up with a shitty idea?
Feel free to comment....

If a Guru PUA all star opener is a 10 and a creepy stalker guy's opener is a 0, I'd rate this one at 2. I don't know . . . maybe it's just me.

What could be the best possible outcome from blocking a girl who's got to urinate? You think she'll hold it to chill out with you? You think she'll think of you as she urinates and come back out of the bathroom hot and bothered?

Talking about urine with a stranger, regardless of context is just plain creepy. Save this topic for your guy friends at a stag beer party.

Good point, didn't think about it from that angle.

You guys are really hopeless. I could stick you my new town (complete with marriage agencies and sex tourists ) and you still couldn't pick anything up.

LET PEOPLE WEE-WEE! I am serious. That aint' cool.

i dont know if that counts as constructive critism