*note* This was actually Sunday into Monday I forgot I didnt post in here sorry!!

Ok well yesterday morning I messaged a Hb8 ( Milf ) she is 39 with a 18 and a 15 yr old daughters.She is very goodlooking and I thought what should I say as a opener to this one,so I did my normal routine and checked out her profile for things that were interesting to me.So I found that she liked going to hobby shows,I am into building model cars and every now and then I will go to a hobby show.Obviously she probably wasn't into building model cars but it was the whole hobby show in general witch is what I was going to work with when I messaged her.So I sent this.

Subject: This is a stretch,

but what kind of hobbies do you have? I am into building model cars and every now and then I like to go to a hobby show..I hope all is well with you hun...


Hb8:Your a young one sweetie. I'm 39 and probably way to old for you.

me:Ok sweetie I never messaged you asking about the age thing.If I had a problem witch I don't I would have not messaged you.Age is only the number that defines us in our point in life.So take a deep breath and I will be here waiting for when you get over the age thing -.So when you message me again I hope you will tell me what hobbies you are into because you never answered my question ..Bsafe Keep Smiling!

Jamie V.

P.S. I don't really recall seeing the picture you have up now,but it is very cute sweetie nice one...


Hb8:didn't mean to sound grouchy. just seems young guys are out to just party, not saying that is you, Thanks for the comment on the picture it was very very sweet of you. I will talk to you when you want. Hobbies include swimming, bonfires, travel, reading, spending time with my family and just hanging out. I work two jobs so the only time I have is the weekends. Hope to talk to you again soon. sorry about coming across as mean. Sherry

me:No worries Sherry... Hey I like to party but there is a time and place for that and it is not every weekend.My pleasure on the comment but it is the truth.Ok so when you go to a hobby show they have pools that you can buy off of people,they sell wood,trade travel tickets,and books,and is there people who sell family members? Wow I have been to a few hobby shows and have never seen anything like the ones you go to. Well at least you have the weekends to have fun and do whatever,I am only able to go out on the weekends as well. Yes I go out mostly every weekend but its not to go party or get drunk when I do,I go out to have a drink or 2 and dance or just people watch. Ok so what types of things does Sherry like to do to be able to show off that really cute smile of yours? Again no worries Oscar lol ...jk ... I'm looking at what your interests are,but what is your passion? If you could end up doing anything at all in the world what would it be? By the way don't say princess!

Jamie V.

Hb8:I would never want to be a princess! To much upkeep! My passion would have to be my two beautiful daughters whom I am raising by myself. I have to get them through college and off to a good start in life. I'm not really into going to bars because I feel really old when I do. I love having bonfires in my backyard and having friends over to hangout. I like going to antique shows or small towns looking for the unusual. Don't always buy but I get a lot of ideas in decorating. I would love to be able to be a decorator. So I guess that would be a passion of mine. Thanks for the heads up on the passion guess I never realize it

me:LOl to much up keep that's funny. Well that is cool how old are your daughters? Again your back on the age thing? Seriously who cares about age anymore babe,when you go out to the bars it is to have a good time a drink if you want and dance and HAVE FUN. That sounds really fun,I havnt been to a bonfire in ages. So why don't you be a decorator? I am glad I could point it out for you lol. So what type of music,sports do you like? What are you looking for out of a man? Just tell me more about yourself,the key points that you haven't shared already.Sherry one thing I have been curious about is what color is your eyes? They are very gorgeous I just can't make them out. So what is your Top 3 physical attributes and Best 3 personality traits?

Hb8:My daughters are 18 and 15. My eyes are green. Best three attributes would be my eyes, smile, and legs. Best 3 personality traits, well I make people laugh, I have a good personality, and I try to also treat people as fair as possible. what am I looking for in a man, well someone who opens the car door, tells me that I look nice, when I do, someone who isn't into themselves 24/7, someone who has a job and can support themselves, no drugs, someone I can curl up next to and feel safe with. Music I like is country and classic rock. Actually am getting ready to purchase tickets to see Journey. I turned down tickets to see Kid Rock and Lynard Skynard because I was sick. Not really into sports to watch but I love to pass a football, play Frisbee, swimming, just about anything that involves me playing

me:Oh I bet you have your hands full with them girls lol. Green I like that they are very gorgeous I'm glad I found out the color. I would have to agree with the first 3 attributes your smile and eyes is what made me want to message you in the first place,as for your legs obviously I haven't seen them yet so I can't say whether I would like them or not. I am the exact way in the personality traits that you listed. But here is my attributes. My smile,eyes,and my heart. Ok I am going to skip the next few things because we have that in common as well. So you don't like the Colts? Racing? Anything like that ..I really think we would really have fun if we hung out together. So say we hang out..What kind of things will we do? Like plan a hang out session for us? I don't like the term date because dates can suck but hanging out is always fun. I will tell you what kind of things I would pick.whats your biggest fear in life??

Hb8I have the best behaved kids ever. Thanks on the eyes and smile comment. Always nice when a guy appreciates the way you take care of yourself. I do like the colts I have been to a few drag races John Force would have to be my favorite driver and I like his daughter Ashley. My daughter used to go to the NHRA all of the time before her father passed away. A hanging out session would consist of dinner, maybe a bonfire, go-kart racing, something where we could talk to get to know a little more about each other. It has been a long time since I went out with anyone. I was married for 20 years. So the hanging out at home sitting on the swing by a bonfire is a treat for me because I'm rarely home.

Ok so there is a little of the conversation,I am not going to post all of the date site messages because there was over 40 messages! But we talked for a little while in a few messages later she said she had to go run some errands, so I told her I would be here.Well when she returned home she added me as a friend on the site and then sent me a messaged.So I responded to the messaged and she had said she was going to a birthday party at her mom's house and that she couldn't wait to talk to me again, then she preceded to tell me that she stopped off at the tanning bed and had thought about me the whole time.Well this is were things got heated for a few.I responded "why did you have to go and paint the picture of you naked in the tanning bed"? Well she responded back saying "that is to funny that you said that,I just got out of the shower and I am sitting here reading your messaged naked"...So I messaged back and again said ok would you please stop lol...She said oh stop you know you have pictured me like that.I said no I have not once thought anything sexual ( hehehe what she don't know wont hurt her )..She said awww I think your to good to be true.I said well I am who I am and I am the same in person as I am on here.She responded good to know and told me that she would be back later.So I sent her one last message and told her to think about it while she was away.."What is the craziest thing you have ever done"? then she sends me a message again saying what color are my eyes I tell her baby blue and she said I noticed you changed your age requirement to 45,I said like a week ago,looks like someone cant keep from checking me out..well sense your undressing me while your checking me out I will help you out.I am wearing white briefs and plenty of chest hair.She responds with"your freaking hilarious!!!!!! Just thought your cut off year was 40. By the way love chest hair"..So I sent this back to her " I really don't have a "cut off year" this isn't school sign ups baby lol..Well maybe we should get together soon and you can run your fingers threw my chest hair!"




Ok so she gets back home and responds to the last message and this setups the beginning of a long night.."Jamie you probably wouldn't know how to handle me. I sure hope this isn't high school.. wouldn't want to go back there toooooo much drama"..So I responded with" Hahaha Sherry Sherry Sherry your so funny..I will tell you this baby doll,you could not handle my tongue! So to answer your silly statement YES I could handle you but you couldn't handle the things I could do to you - "Then she comes right back with this"funny you mention tongue..My has been compared to Gene Simmons NOT KIDDING I am blessed. Maybe one day we'll find out who is better. I'll bet you dinner that I am"(side note she isn't fucking kidding)...So I sent this "Well I would want to see that tongue.As for one day? um maybe we could.I am blessed for knowing how to eat per se..So your on! how ever if we both are to agree to this bet(witch we know I will win)we will have to do it before dinner so we know who will pay.."Then she responded with this"a man can dream can't he "..

Well this is wear we moved from the date site and went to messenger.We got into a heated discussion about sex talk,and wow the woman sounded like a freak.It is about midnight and of coarse I am talking it all up and I say why don't we meet up tonight I am willing to drive there and hang out.She says she can't because of her daughters would get worried and all that.Well I commented on her saying that then she tells me why they would be worried.Her husband ( btw they were split up before this ) had died in his sleep 5 weeks ago and they worry about loosing her and all that.So I hear what she says and start slowing the conversation down about getting to meet her "tonight".Well about 1:30 am we are still talking and the conversation leads back to sex and blow jobs,I say man I wish I could be inside you and hold your naked body tonight ugg..She responds that would be nice but even if we could hang out tonight I don't go all the way on the first meeting,I have to get to know them and make sure they are a good kisser..lol...Well I gave her the comeback that sent this conversation into the next level.I asked her besides her daughters why couldn't we just meet up and just look at each other and talk for a bit because I know you want to meet me and vice versa.She said I do.Then I guess she had been thinking about it so she asks do I know were a restaurant was by her house I said no and she tries to tell me how to get there.Well I told her to just give me the address and she does so I put it in map quest and got them but was a little confused because it said it only took me 5 miles to get to a certain point before I made the turn to her house and where I live to wear she lives I new it was wrong.So she asks do you want me to meet you at White Castle I said sure that would work.So we said our goodbyes exchanged numbers and I signed off got ready real quick and took off..

Well I got to White Castle and I called her and told her I was there and wow she had one hell of a voice so I was a little gitty lol..She said she would be there in like 7 to 10 minutes but didn't think we could go back to her house, I said well that is ok we will think of something.So she gets there and I was amazed on how hot she really was ugg.I grabbed her hand and gave it a little kiss and she said aww how sweet lol...I said I know that's just the way I am and you like it.She giggled and said I have to go the restroom.So she goes inside and I am checking her out while she is walking inside and my god she was fucking hot,her legs that she had mentioned as one of her physical attributes was no lie they were smoking hot.So she comes back out and says wear to I said I dunno I was thinking of parking at the Flea market witch was closed and a business center that also was closed and she said doesn't the cops patrol there I said I didn't know but lets just go anyways because we are just going to talk..She says are you riding with me I said sure ( saved my gas ) well we started to drive and she says I will just show you how to get to my house I was thinking fuck I wanted to be able to look her in her eyes and I new it would have been on..Well we drive for a few and we are talking back and forth she asked me questions and vice versa.We were laughing and really enjoying each others company.Well we drove past her house and she says this is it i park in the back.So she goes around back and starts down the alley.She tells me that her daughters were passed out in her bedroom and it is located right where her lights would shine in,then she kills the main lights but still has the day time running lamps on and she pulls in..

Final stage is set.We sit there looking at each other and I caress her face and run my fingers threw her hair a bit and she was digging it.Then she says I can't believe you thought my hair was a wig.. lmfao ok to fill you in real quick she had stated that she used no products in her hair and it was naturally smooth and everyone always says she has awesome pretty hair.So I said So is that a wig then haha..She said Fuck no it isn't a wig I can't believe you would say that ..So after she says that I pulled her hair gently and pulled her in and we kissed for a few and when I tried to pull away to create a little tention she got a little bit physical and pulled me back into the kiss (guess she was very into it) so it got heated with kissing for a bit and that fucking tongue was awesome lol so I grabbed her and told her to get on my lap and she complied and we kissed heavier,then out of no where she scoots back and says I hope you know what your in for and goes for my cock ( shawingg he was in full position and raring to go to action ) she un does my belt and precedes to wip it out and starts blowing me in her drive way might I add..That woman's tongue omfg guys wow,if you ever have a chance to game a hb with a Gene Simmons tounge do so with out questions!! So she is going to town on me and I am in la la land,I feel like I am about to expload so I pull her hair towards me and start making out heavly and she is really into it this time,I start biting her neck and I reach around to the back of her shorts and start playing with her and it fires her up even more and she shoves me down and goes back to my cock.So this goes on for about 10 more minutes and I am thinking about exploading but I keep my thoughts on the fence next door lol I wanted more.So I grab her once more and I toss her back into her seat with a little bit of force and I start kissing her hard thinking ok now my turn well she says no in every attemp to go for her pussy.So I settle for fingering her and I was going at it she was going nuts moaning and all that and she had to cum atleast 4 times cus I kept feeling her pussy swell up and then I would feel a warm sensation then shit dripping off my hand lol..Then she threw me back to my seat and says now its your turn.So she goes back to blowing my mind away,and about 5 mintues go bye and I say I want to put my cock inside you still nothing she didn't budge,so I sat there enjoying it but wanting to just fuck her then I said damn neer every womans weakness "I wanna make love to you" she stoped and took off her pants and got ontop of me and rode the hell out of me for about 20 minutes and I didn't take long to cum but she wouldn't stop so it went on for a while.

So we get back to White Castle and we sit there for a couple hours by this time it is 4:30 am..We talk about everything back and forth from my failed marriage to her husband and his drug problem and his death..Then about 5:30 we are starting to run out of things to talk about (well not really I am tired of typing lol) I say I have a game we can play she says ok I said it is called the 5 questions game.She laughs and I tell her the rules and all that.So I make her a bet she kept wanting to know my middle name and I don't tel no one what it is..So we set up are demands if I win I got to make out with her some more if she won I would tell her my middle name she aggree.I start with Where are we sitting? my house.ok umm what color is my eyes? green..umm ok what time is it?midnight...umm how many is that?3..haha yes I win...Oh fuck you suck and she hits me in the arm...(guys that game is golden!!!)So I get my make out sescion and I award her with my middle name,I know I shouldn't but damn I got the best blow job I have had ever..Well it was 6 am and she was tired and so was I so we said our goodbyes kissed for a few more minutes and I got out of her car and told her I would catch her online..So I went home gave her a quick text and got on here to post my lay report and lmao I fell out of my chair asleep so I got up off the floor and went to bed..Got up and posted it first thing.And that is how a Dating site+Good Pua Skilz+Milf=SNL Baby!




Jamie V.

5 lies or 5 questions

simple rules you ask 5 questions but they can only answer in a lie if the say a corect answer you win..makes for a perfect betting game...

ask simple questions...


what color are my eyes?

her purple

where are we at?

my house


what kind of shoes am i wearing ?

high heels


ummm how many is that?

3 (if she answered that truthfully you won,if not)

you have played this before huh?

yes (you win)



I really dont know what happens if she happens to go past the 4th question but hey maybe someone else can share that lol...

its all about the way you ask the questions..it really is a simple game to play man....

impressed. congrats mate.. sounds like youve solid game. late husband of 5weeks ago.. that alone shows me u know ur shiit
how long were u chatting to her on the dating site for?
im having trouble transferrring my game to older women. do you have any tips? does it jus boil down to being a gentleman and feeding em compliments (when they deserve em)?

Hey thanks man..I wouldnt go as far as saying I have solid game..I have a long way to go before I can actually say that..It was a one day thing I messaged her in the morning and by late at night I had her in her car and all that..Older woman are tricky they want to think us young guys are imature witch in some cases we are,but you have to overcome it if you want the older ones.She tried to get rid of me by saying I was to young,I blocked her and shot back.Being a gentleman helps yes,feeding them compliments yes in a way that helps as well,but not untill the right time for them come along...Online game is alot harder in some aspects,you message a HB and if she dont think your goodlooking she will most likely not respond so there is no facial features you exspress to her when she shoots you down,you have to be ontop of your game and be creative when messaging them..Then again online gaming is easy as well.There is no AA you don't freeze ..If you just be creative you will get any HB of any age man..Good luck and thanks again..

Nice going man....
What dating site did you get her off...

the only milf i've closed on is one i met at defensive driving. But fact of the matter is she did all the closing. She asked me if i wanted to test drive her new corvette.
After that it went from test drive to, get some drinks at her house that her ex husband paid for.

So i need to get into the game and get me milf on my own instead of one handed to me....

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THanks man..I gamed her on mingle2..Dude that is sweet in its self lol.Deffensive driving class then you Drive her Vette,Awesome.. You can do it man just takes time..

just curious, what's the age difference? Obviously some cougar action going on..