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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 6:29 pm 
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5'10" 130lbs is obese in my book. Put the cheesburger down bitch!! :lol::lol: I kid, i kid... :)

Anyway, Fat girls are what I like to call "Community Service". You are a true humanitarian for nailing a big broad. The thing that you will never find out, until you do, big girls will suck start a motorcylce if you give them the chance. :wink:

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:16 am 
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Ha you guys are making me laugh. But in all fairness idk i was just psyched out by it. Her hips were really wide, maybe thats what made her look so big idk

Either way I think its better to just not even go for it, cause i know it would just turn out bad and then in turn, i would not leave her better than i found her. Fuck it maybe ill just stick to real life gaming for a couple weeks ha who am i kidding i have to be productive on the computer somehow


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:20 pm 
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I remember my very first experience with gaming online... It was back with Yahoo Chat was huge... and myspace had just begun. I may have been 16? Anyway, this chick had a couple of photo's up - and she was GORGEOUS! She looked like a model right out of a magazine.

Well, I guess she was. When I went to meet this girl, I took a friend. I told her I was 'in the neighborhood and would like to stop by to meet her.' I did just that... We pulled up in front of her house and I called her. I saw the front door open and a huge creature passed by... I told my buddy to take off! (He was driving my vehicle since I would be the one meeting her...) We left and I called her... The conversation went something like this...

UG: Hey, where did you go!?
PS(Not PS at the time, I was a lame AFC actually): I left.
UG: Why?
PS: I think I saw you - and you looked nothing like that picture.
UG: What the hell? I wasn't even by the door.
PS: So your aunt is really big? Was that your aunt or sister or something? She was huge!
UG: Yeah, that was my aunt! I wasn't even by the door!
PS: Alright, I'm coming back - but if that was you - I'm GONE!

I went back, and we parked in the same spot... she came around to my window (it was the HUGE girl) and started talking to me... We discussed how she looked nothing like the picture... and that she shouldn't have lied, because she wasted her time since now she had a guy there that wasn't interested in her at all. She then explained that the girl in the picture was her cousin and that she would love to introduce us soon.

Wow. That was dumb. We actually remained friends, but she didn't get the F-close. Sad day for big girls...

I'm sorry, big girls can be cool - but I keep my body in tip top shape, and I expect the same from any girl I'm going to get with.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:34 am 
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Fuckin A, I agree with PS on that last part, personal responsibility is key.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:15 am 
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similar thing to OP happened to me years ago.

chatting a chick up on IRC... before MSN and AIM got huge... yeah i'm touch older... anyway she sent me pics... she had a touch of baby fat.. but quite cute..

so i said well i'll be down your way anyway this weekend... meet up for a drink... so agreed on club and time.. and so at the time I ducked from the spot i was at across the road..

well turns out pic was 2 or so years old and there was more than babyfat... i just acted friendly had that drink and 'k.. nice meeting you... gotta get back to my friends.."

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:08 am 
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been there

suggested we go to the beach, perfect because the beach is pitch black at the time we went, perfect blowjay.

On the way home lights kept hitting her, and she said she left her keys at the beach and couldn't wake up her roommates. I stopped at the liquor store and got my crunkjuice.

I drank myself stupid, and fucked the shit out of her.

Shortly after I installed racing seats, that a size 30 waist is the max that will fit. Which is still chunky for a girl but I have to do something, they try so hard.

And over 210 counts as 2 girls.. :shock:

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 7:28 pm 
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I totally had the same thing happen off another site, and I busted out the fake phone call as well about my friend having a car accident.

You know what they say about internet dating... Add 50LBS i she seems interested in meeting up right away.

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