A friend of mine is a complete natural and wrote these long before he knew I taught game.

He's not in the community and is just a good looking rich guy.

with lots of chicks.

I Thought they where apt.

10 Girl Commandments(protect against heart brakeage)Share
Friday, November 9, 2007 at 10:24am


COMMANDMENT NUMBER 1: DON’T CHASE GIRLS REPLACE GIRLS:
she either likes you or she doesn’t
There’s no point running in a race with no finish line!
Theres plenty more fish in the sea!
You dont want to hook up?.. WELL VAFANGOOL!!!!

COMMANDMENT NUMBER 2: NEVER SPEND MONEY ON A GIRL YOU HARDLY KNOW!:
She looks hot- you approach her-- you cant believe your luck!- you try an impress her and offer to buy her a drink- she flutters eyelashes and says thanks-Bartender says £12 please- she’s says ill be back in sec I need a fag-- you never see her again-you feel stupid and more importantly are £12 DOWN!

COMMANDMENT NUMBER 3: MAKE SURE YOU WEAR THE TROUSERS IN THE RELATIONSHIP:
Accept nothing less- If she wears the trousers she runs your life!
And you could be watching Ugly betty instead of Match of the day!

COMMANDMENT NUMBER 4: KEEP MALE FRIENDS DOWN TO A MINIMUM:
How many guys go up to girls they find attractive like Keeley Hazell and say; ‘Hi im Mark. I wana be your friend’- He is offering dick!!
I Bet Bradd Pitt was Angelina Jolie's 'friend' before they had kids!..(poor jeniffer)

COMMANDMENT NUMBER 5: NEVER GO DOWN ON A HAIRY MUFF!:
If she has a hairy muff then tell her that she needs to have respect!

COMMANDMENT NUMBER 6: STRAP IT UP BEFORE YOU SLAP IT UP!:
All it takes is one girl who has been through your local council to have you twiddling your thumbs at the doctors waiting to hear his diagnosis on that sudden rash you got!

COMMANDMENT NUMBER 7: BUILD TRUST:
Without trust the time bomb on your relationship is ticking and can takes years to explode

COMMANDMENT NUMBER 8:
IF YOUR GIRL CANT FUCK-REFER TO COMMANDMENT NUMBER 1:

You must replace her or face a life time of: ‘ALMOST THERE!..ALMOST THERE!…ARRRRGH FUCK SAKE!!….(HER)..Did you? (YOU)..NO!!!
Plus imagining other girls while ‘doing it’ can leave a mental strain depending on how bad she is,Trust me i Know!

COMMANDMENT NUMBER 9: BE HONEST AT ALL TIMES:
If you love her tell her you love her
If you hate her tell her you hate her… this way the bigger picture will be clearer.
COMMANDMENT NUMBER 10: ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS:
If your girl goes on regular holidays to resorts such as Magaluf, Malia , Ibiza, Marbella, Zante …more than 3 times a year…Is she totally satisfied with you?
Remember there are girls out there who like the best of both worlds.


These are the rules i follow when deal with Thy Poontang pie.

This is utterly fan-fucking-tastic. Should be stickied for sure.

Commandment 1 - This is actually one of my catchphrases! All the guys in the PUA chat have probably gotten it etched into their eyeballs by now. It's so true... she either likes you or she doesn't and all you want to do is find out which. If she doesn't then she can go home alone, and that's not your problem. If she does, great! You and her can have a real sexy time.

Commandment 2 - Exactly. Don't spend money on her until after you've had sex with her. You have to know if she's worth your while.

Commandment 3 - Right on. If you let her boss you around, even once, she owns you. If you don't wanna do something then don't, and if you want to do something she doesn't want to she can hang out with her riends instead. You aren't joined at the hip.

Commandment 4 - I'm not too worried about this one. She can have as many guy friends as she wants because, while most of them want to fuck her, none actually have the balls to go for it otherwise they would have done it already.

Commandment 5 - Yeah, the hairy muff is some bad shit. And if she hasn't had a wash down there, I'm going to check my emails. That's just plain nasty.

Commandment 6 - I loves my condoms.

Commandment 7 - Honesty, trust and respect. If you don't have one, you don't have any. If I can't trust her for some reason I'll tell her that and I would expect her to do the same.

Commandment 8 - This is a very good point. A friend of mine was in a relationsip and broke up with her for another girl when he was drunk, then begged her to take him back the next day. She wouldn't have sex with him, understandably, and it made him bitter even though it was his own doing. They stayed together for 3 months with constant arguments and no sex, and eventually she broke up with him. They wasted all that time for nothing.

Commandment 9 - could not agree more. They know if you're lying and expect you to do it so they can let loose the fucking fury of all womankind on your ass... and if you're stupid enough to set yourself up for it, you deserve it. I always tell the truth and it never fails to leave them speechless.

I would have to say this makes some very basic points that could be terrific guidelines.

But really, 3 and 4?

I have been reading a lot about Male role swapping and gender equality (I've come to find some really interesting stuff). It seems that the majority of results are leaning towards: if you don't take a mans role, your relationship won't be successful. I am still reading though, so my mind has not been swayed yet. I will personally say that the best relationships are those that involve both yourself and the partner being well rounded in their roles, their actions, and their sharing. Should there actually be a period of time in the "relationship" where 'you're the boss'? No. However, at times, I believe it okay to step up and take the "power" position. It is sometimes just as fun when they do too!


And keep their male friends down to a minimum? Though this may be true for plenty of relationships out there (side story: I was at the bar two nights ago - a co-worker picked up her phone. It was 2am. An old "guy" friend was calling her. She was excited to talk to him; however, she proceeded to lecture him on how her boyfriend would not like it if guys were calling her at night - therefore, he needs to call during the day.)
The more men and women i talk to, the more I find that this is how plenty of relationships are. Limiting someones interactions with a certain crowd is NOT COOL. It reflects poorly on you: conveys jealousy, the bad kind of neediness, and mistrust. These are certainly not things you should be conveying...well, honestly you shouldn't be feeling. If you start to even think you should have a say in who she should hang out with...you will probably drive things in a direction you don't want.

Give them freedom! You can still show care and maintain a strong healthy relationship at the same time. Have trust. It is not your right to control anyone beyond yourself. If you feel she will cheat, then you need to take a look at the relationship's status. If you don't want to dwell on status', then work on commandment number 7...while thanking Moses you have commandment number 6.

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