I don't know who to credit this to. I found it some time ago. Here is an opener which has 5 out of 5 hooks.
"So, assuming that in the last (insert however long in hours or days their ad's been up) you haven't already met the love of your life off of your CL ad, eloped, and are currently on your way to honeymoon in (pick cheesy, cliche honeymoon spot) for the next fortnight, here's my response to your intriguing post... "
It is best used for online dating sites. Some replies i have gotten below...
These two are from today. Feel free to issue me with advice to follow this on.
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Now THAT was an impressive email.... you have certainly got my attention!!! lol.
What if I told you once I did get it through the other side of the wall and out in to the parking lot? Yes I'm not kidding... the fact that there was a small vent in the wall that no one could see is besides the point...
So... what do you do that's interesting?
HB7

(ps guys, i made a comment about her playing squash)
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I am! but lucky for you I'm having second thoughts and this private jet has wireless internet
hb9
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