Nice lone wolf car extraction. How did you implement "Kung Fu Penis?" And what's "Text Message Breakup?"

Yea if you could get us a link to or explain what the text message breakup is that would be great.

As always your a fountain of good information and inspiration.

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It's hard to explain the exact implementation of Kung Fu Penis. You just have to be able to implement it where you can. Think of it like being 12 and you're like Beavis and Butthead in the since that you relate almost every damn thing she says to sex. You are just playing off her comments. So if she says something like, "Its been a long day!" I'll say, "With me it's always long." You are doing anything you can to get her thinking about sex and your cock. Again, credit to El Topo for this method.

Text Message Breakup Opener- "Hey guys let me get your opinion on something...I can only stay for a second because I have to catch back up with my friends...Would you break up with anyone using a text message?"

Backstory I use.
"The reason I ask is my friend has been dating this girl and she's become really clingy showing up at his house and work unannounced. He wants to end it up not sure if he should do it in person. What do you think?"

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Thats heaps funny how you ran into 2 of your ex's both with the same name on the same night

It happens...

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