OOOOH! I got a new one! Call it The Fort! And while your at it you can go ahead and put a 'no girls allowed' sign up on the door!

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Personally...

I wouldn't name my place
just like I wouldn't name a car
or a computer
the only two things i would name
would be my girls and my dog

Wanna know why?

try the hardest you can think of a name that can REALLY give you in any way social proof

Thinking... Thiking... Thinking...

Mhhmmm, ok I have heard/read "The castle" "the fort" "The prince's spot" "the one night stander's hole (ridiculous, not even kidding" etc

Are you serious??

My girl's dad's fiance recently said to me "Hey Romeo you're invited to the "villa" anytime, ok, we can have bbq and everything"

and i was like "ok,ok, ok"

having no clue what they said

i didnt wanna ask, and then my girl told me

when i asked her what she thought of the name

she said "everyone hates the name, it's ridiculous naming your apt, but yeah, you know, rich people"

her own daughter dude...

and this is a rich girl ... who knows what stupid things go through his dad's head

she said if someone ever told me that, he/she would be

getting a response like "no thanks, im good"

and even if she does you can't assure she wont come back


It's one thing I cant explain at the moment cause im very fuckin angry


and if you wont tell the girls you "take home", that your apt has name, forget it, they will find out either way

and yeah, dont even say we are "hating"

it's an advice, you can follow it, or you can do like you wish

better yet

i just thought of something

go around and ask girls about it

however don't say that it's YOU who wants to name his place, because if you do, they will feel sorry to tell you it's a dumb shit

say something like "This guy I know named his apartment 'The Prince's Castle, i think it's pretty fucking retarded, or am i wrong? what you think?

see the respones you get

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methuselah and romeo, i dont know where you guys are coming from, but at a lot of colleges naming your apt/house is beyond normal, its expected. i'm going to be a junior living in a new house next year and everyone's 1st question is "what are you going to name it."

brick, anything obscure with a funny story is always good. some of my friends have houses named: Aquavelva, Pink Palace, Krystal Seth, Chocolate City...

Dude..
Listen to yourself
"Everyone names their apts... it's expected"

soooo, young PUA, are you supposed to do what's expected or unexpected? are you to be like everyone else or to stand out?

you decide

latez

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LOL I've been deducted three points for not being helpful. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WHAT EVER WILL I DOOOOO!?!?!?!?! The Gods have struck me down for not attempting to name an apartment, something that is clearly expected of me.

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I couldn't resist posting here again. This is too funny.
Chocolate City? HAHAHAHAHA Right.

Krystal Seth? ANYWAY....

Aquavelva? Is it underwater? Are there alot of fishtanks?

Pink Palace? Cool?

I didn't know it was soo cool to name your place. I need to get on that A.S.A.P. I mean no wonder I haven't been getting any pussy, I forgot to name my place! Romeo, lets get an apartment together and name it.
How about the Douche Dungeon! The ladies will love that, we'll be the coolest kids on campus!

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Pink Place...



are they gay? or are they girls with bad taste?

Damn Methuselah... you're bad... bad

bad at choosing names!

let's name it something like

"The Sweet Spot" man all the ladies will come by,

or how about

some spanish on it

"Los Amigos' house"

damn, we are COOL kids now!!!!

daaaaamn I named my place
daaaaamn Im COOL
cause I do whats "expected" !!!

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Brick.

It just seems like naming your place is a very AFC thing to do. It gives the impression that your place has a purpose (read:seduction) that is too overt. Seriously just be yourself. If you were going to do this naming your place thing. I think you would be better served to find something self depricating type of you humor rather than some AFC thing like "snakepit".

The Hell Hole.
The pig stye etc.

Mostly I think you shouldn't name your place but if you do find a way to make people laugh and you are likely better off.

Cutter

dont get me wrong. i definitely understand that in the real world naming your place is the worst possible thing you can do. i would never do that after i graduate.

good point that i shouldnt do what's expected. but then what, would i just not have a name? thats real boring, and i think at my school girls would see that as sketchy as well:
pua: "hey we're having a bbq at my house tomorrow you should come by"

hb: "where do you live?"

pua: "umm..its this house out in the country..."


besides, the rise this naming thing has gotten out of ya'll is at least an indicator that it stirs emotions

Who the fuck would talk to a girl like that? If your conversations are that lacking, your house with a name isn't gonna help ya out.

How about, "I live down the street and right around the corner, third house on the left"

Or your way, "I live at the (insert odd name)"

Which one tells the girl how to actually get to your house or even gives them some information about your house?


Please don't try to tell us that the females at your school expect people to name their apartments, thats just absurd, they won't find anything sketchy, besides maybe your obsession with naming your possessions.
1) Nobody gives a flying fuck if you name your house or not.
2) Nobody is risen
3) Making fun of you, yes
4) Nobody is risen, therefore there are no emotions stirred. If you got a rise out of me, you'd know it, me typing messages back and forth, is not it.
5) Even if it did get a rise of somebody here (not happening), where the hell do you make the connection to it stirring womens emotions. The more and more responses you dispense, the less and less you appear to know about women, or anything for that matter.

This post is long past dead, no more throwing its carcus back and forth. Name away fellas.

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I think it's enugh for now

just an advice man

don't name it, i even asked girls their opinions on it

you won't wanna hear them...

I was just about to post their opinions with their pictures on it

but it would be a waste of time

Just as an advice don't name your apt

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alright i respect ya'll and i'm sure you guys know more about this shit than i do...i dont really have any motivation to lie to you about how my school works, thats just how it is.

i really think we're coming from two different worlds. my school is a bubble, and i was assuming brick's was the same way. the name thing is real gay, i've said that already. you can ask any regular girl in the world and she'll tell you the same thing. I know what they would say.

i know this is a tangent but this conversation reminds me of mystery method, where everything is so one-dimensional. most of the openers would never work in my social scene because girls know my name before i approach them (thanks facebook.com). canned material doesn't exist because if i were to use it on two girls, they would invariably have a conversation about it and realize i was practicing. you cant be having sex with two different people at the same time because they find out real fast.

i'm really going to hit the club scene for the first time this summer in NYC, and before that i've only been perfecting a kind of small college game. its different than what most people talk about because of the tiny social circle.

i'm not trying to disrespect anyone and am completely humble. i can only tell ya'll my world how i see it

i would make it something french those words sound dope

the snake pit RAWR

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