there is a film called shark attack(i think)with the boldest pickup line in the world.

"im wired...hows about i take you home and eat your pussy"

in the film it works, but do i have the planets to use it in real life ...no...i do not have the planets

me and a pua pal were in a bar in town when a girl with a pink wig went by.

pal: you should use shark attack on that girl

me: yeah maybe...(my balls shrank as my inner pussy took hold...i didnt do it...COULDNT DO IT)

pal: pussy

me: i know

i tried to sarge with weak/no material to no avail.by the time we had walked to the next bar i had figured out one of the things i should have said so i said it to a different girl anyway

me: your hair looks like candy floss

hb8.5: lol

me: can i eat it

hb8.5: lol no than id be bald lol

me: ok next time im defo eating it

(i walk away)

pal: pussy

me: i know

(bar 3)

me: ive figured the whole routine out now

pal: dont tell me show me

me: ok

(tap hb8 on shoulder and she turns around.i motion her forward and smell her hair)

me: your hair smells like candy floss

hb8: lol

hb8s friend: shes gorgeous isnt she

me: hmmm ....shes ok

they moved away but it broke the ice i coulve pursued but couldnt be bothered so didnt get to finish the routine

went to bar toget a drink the barmaids were wearing nelly plasters under thier eyes

me: who are u supposed to be nellY?

barmaid: yeah

me: is it hot in here

barmaid: yeah

me: than take off all you clothes

barmaid: lol

me: come here(smell her hair)

me: your hair smells like candy floss

barmaid: lol what?!?does it? lol

me: yeah...can i eat it?

barmaid: lol no!

me: are u sure

barmaid: yes!

me: hmmm...is there another part of your anatomy that i can eat

barmaid: hahahahahah no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

me: are you sure(playfully condescending with slightly sly smile)

barmaid: ahahhahah im surehahahahahaah

me: ok seeya later

barmaid: ok seeya

than i danced stupidly for the entire night(girls seem to like silly dancing over good dancing a lot of the time, and its more easier to draw them in when you dont look to serious so i just the robot ,michael jackson moves and parody crumping, then grab em like were best friends and force em to join in. if they object i just sing over them)

we chill fuck about for a while then we get kicked out for smoking.

but anyway from trying to do shark attack ive ended up with candy floss
and i dont think its that bad myself!

i still dont have planets...but the astrodust is coming together...

...planets?

Is there some inside joke I'm missing out on? lol

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