best jokes ever! takes a little practice with friends then they are amazing.

Dad jokes-
these take a little bit but once you let people know that you arent serious, they are amazing.

start off slow like if your doing something remotely exciting say "this is 10x more fun than fathers day!" and laugh loudly.

*practice your laugh until you have one that is almost to the point where it is obnoxious and makes other people laugh more just cuz its funny.

if a friend hits you in the arm or something say "wow its just like being at home!"

you can fallow thes jokes with a story so when someone new comes into the convo say "haha dad jokes are sooo bad but i love them, l tell them all the time, they arent even true, if my dad knew i was telling them hed say "why brick why?" and when my friends meet him for the first time they shake his hand and have a face that says dont hit me!"

k now you are the center of attention.

other dad jokes for you to keep em coming are

"my dad taught me how to throw a punch and my mom taught me how to take one!" once people know dad jokes are your thing you can fallow them with ..... "zing!"

or

if someone menchions a desert party say "dad took me too a desert party once, i woke up and he wasnt even there!"

soo pretty much be original and creative you can have sooo much fun with those and they are sooo different everyone loves them.

other good stuff

if you are gunna try out these dad jokes the most important thing to remember is to have a bubbley attitude. when you see people you know say something like "well hey!" (with excitement) attitudes are very contageous and if you are having a good time doing noting so will they. (ex. have you ever been with a girl and not talking enough and you say "sorry im tired im usually more exciting" but you where just shy w/e. it works both ways.

i also like saying stuff like...
story of my life! after peoples comments when it is funny or true, turns peoples attention at you and is easy to add or jump into a convo from there.



be a lil cocky!

say things like " i work out at _______ im kinda a big deal" with a smile on your face then say like "right.., right?" and they laugh. good stuff


hope those help! later guys

dude seriously.....no.

Cutter

I'm with ya on this one Cutter.

ITs The best to be the center of Attention, But seriosly not like this.
Its Just not Funny, Its ok to be the center of ATtention, nut as i said

NOT LIKE THIS

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Que le digo a la muerte, tantas veces llamada a mi lado,
que al cabo se ha vuelto mi hermana?

-"I Can Bend Your Mind"- Sovnarkom

Yea, I don't see any of those working.

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Per Dave D.

Never laugh at your own jokes. Laughing at your own jokes conveys needy-ness because you are afraid that it will not be funny on its own. If it is a short joke, never even smile. This will convey that it might be a joke, or not. Keep everyone wondering.


I'm not sure about the 'zing' part. Don't think it would say the right thing unless you are wearing a leisure suit......

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Recommended reading list.

Double Your Dating by DD
(This will work on your inner game)

http://www.freewebs.com/xfman/
(This will work on your outer game)

nothing here is original or funny for that matter

Yeah... don't....
seriously...
bad bad jokes

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with the right attitude they are amazing.

i dont get this rating system at all. a 6.1? with that advice? dont think so.

k, first of all I use these jokes all the time with friends arround and they laugh, so others laugh too because it is somewhat taboo and is rarely joked about. I have picked up more girls doing this and having an exciting attitude than anything else. I posted this for others with the same type of attitude and who have friends with a similar sense of humor. maybe its just not your style. what works for some may not work for others. just trying to help, you dont have to be a dousch about it.

Neither do I...
Nothing personal...
but Check it out
If you have read my posts you know what my deal is
and I have a 6.5?

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yah cuz it really matters, right?

we were questioning how it works buddy, calm down, take it easy, just breathe.

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