I graduated this past May and my English professor from my last semester was smoking hot....i found her on myspace and this was her response:

IT STARTS FROM THE BOTTOM UP AND DAVE IS MY BUDDY WHO WAS IN THE CLASS WITH ME, WE WERE KINDA LIKE THE TROUBLE MAKERS WHO WERE ALWAYS LATE AND JOKING AROUND IN CLASS




Hi Phil,

"Nelli" happens to be what my friends and family call me, so there will be no giving me a hard time for it from either you or your partner in crime!

As for the invitation to party, even though you've graduated I still don't really think it's entirely appropriate...and I don't think my boss would either... Besides, why would you want to party with a boring old English Professor anyway? All I'd do is talk about books! ( :

I will, however, accept your friend request. I hope you are having a wonderful summer, and getting a chance to relax after a long 4 years of hard work. Tell Dave I said hello!

Danelle

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From: ..King Philip / Papa Smurf..
Date: Aug 1, 2008 4:59 PM


My Intro to Fiction teacher couldn't think of a better Myspace name than "nelli"? hahaha

Lucky for you I graduated or else Dave and I(or is it "Me and Dave"? haha) would be giving you a very hard time about this in class. And now that we have that student/teacher problem fixed, let's go out and party!







for my response i was thinking "That was the most boring response ever!! But Hey...I'm not gonna force you to have fun PROFESSOR!! =)"



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Damn dude, lol. Something tells me she WANTS this, she just feels like members of society won't except it! "I don't think my boss would either." She could be feeling compelled to say no for the simple fact that she doesn't want to be look down upon by her peers. HOWEVER, you are no longer a student and that relationship should be altered to something different. I say you neg her and call her out. Maybe instead of "partying" you can ask her to meet up for coffee and talk about those boring ass books in a manner that will intrigue her. If this is accomplished you will be more likely to arrange a second hang out which could be turned into a date which could be turned into a freaky nasty english teacher letting lose on you!!!

Anyways, I would say don't give up. Put her in your frame. If she wasn't interested I'm sure her message wouldn't have been that long.

Hopefully this works so I don't look like a jackass.

-Patience

I think party was a strange request for a teacher.

Not a marriage proposal, little lady.

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Hey myspace pics show her drinking like a god damn boozehound, plus shes only like 25

Maybe you should "magically appear" at a party or bar you know she frequents. This way let her get drunk and run some game. It will be easier.


Yes you may need to get some information out of her. But how about asking her what are some good bars to go to?

-Patience

your boss isnt going to like that you go to a party and coincidentially see me? Dont get any weird ideas missy

maybe better off in person when she's got less time to think lol
how about game her female friends that live in the same town to find out where they drink? thats just asking for a my buddy x and I were discussing the best drinking spots in town, he likes..I like .etc play

Response:

"Yea, you're probably right, I doubt you could keep up with me I imagine a cup of coffee at a quiet coffee house would be more your speed*. Maybe you, me, and Dave can catch up at [insert local coffee place] later this week when I'm not too busy."

That's what I've got off the top of my head. You should also throw in a false disqualifier/slight neg.

*You also might consider stopping here and holding off on the invite until you've built more comfort (which you are probably going to need to do).

Hey can you put up the photo? There is aways something appealing about the hot, older type

You need a big DHV on this one... 'cos you've got to overcome the anti-slut defence, AND the anti-job losing, credibility smashing defence.

shes your damn teacher, fuck this game shit, you're a STUDENT until you prove otherwise.

thread is worthless without without pics

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