Here's a routine I thought of. It hasn't been field tested, but I would appreciate if someone did. Please tell me what you think about it, and where I can improve it. Thanks!


You: Hey guys, you look like people you can have fun with. Feel like havin a laugh?

Them: blah blah!

You: Ok, here's the situation. See my friend over there? Well, he's one of the most open-minded people I know, but he thinks that just because I'm gay, I can't pick up woman. Isn't that crazy?

Them: Omg, that is soooo blah blah!

You: Exactly! So just to show him, I thought I'd have a little fun with him. All I need is a volunteer. How about....you! You look like someone who gives out a lot of phonenumbers on a night out... up for the challenge?

Target: Blah!

You: Okay, here's the deal. He thinks that right now, I'm trying to get your phonenumber. So don't look straight at him and just play along. Right now, I just want you to just look at me and smile like you mean it! [A neg you can throw in: You can do better than that!] Okay, now randomly touch my chest like you're totally drawn to me. OMG, you should see the look on his face, he's totally buying it! Wow, If I was straight I'd be totally aroused by this. [I'm not sure about the last few sentences. Opinions please!]

Target: Blah? ohhh blah blah...

You: So now I'm going to give you a pen and paper, and your gonna write down the number I tell you to write down, still following?

Target: Blah

You: Wow, you're doing so great, and look at all the jealouse girls! So here's the number; [random mobile number, at this point she will ask you who's number it is]

You: It's from this single guy I know... I used to date him [wink]

Target: Blahahahaha!

[After she's done writing it down, you can give kino by hugging or whatever and the beauty of it is that they all think It's part of the show! You've also build up a conspiracy with target which is extremely helpfull for comfortbuilding. Try to hold up the act with her, even when you see her later on! I just don't know if I took the gay thing too long... Again, opinions please!]

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You took the gay thing way too far imo. Especially talking about the single gay guys number and the wink. I do like the line where you say "You look like someone who gives out a lot of phonenumbers on a night out".

I think you took the gay thing too far too...Also if I was gonna do that, I'd tell her to write down my number instead of a random one, then at the end put it in her hand, smile at her and walk away.

Don't like it. I think if you wanna open that way, instead, just say you made a bet with your buddy, say the bet was, "If I come over here and chat with you guys, for around 5 minutes, without getting rejected, then I get a free drink from my buddy... So you guys gonna help me? So what's your name..." I never tried it but I think it could work

Spot on. I gamed on Facebook and later f-closed when I added an HB8, told her “my friend and I have a competition to add only the hottest Asian girls. Let’s help him lose.” You can use the same with the set, walk up and try an alteration on the gay angle. Maybe you can open by telling them your friend writes for a men’s magazine and his next story is on guys who give out their numbers.

Neg your target,

YOU: You look like somebody who’d call a guy after he gave you his number.

Follow through with the rest. I’m trying it out this weekend – get back to you Monday. Hopefully with a Lay Report.

The most important issue is here... if u have thought of your own opener... then grow some balls and field test it urself... that way you will know if it works... and you can be ur own judge becuase if u dont start discovering your own weaknesses then u wont progress as a PUA... dont be scared to fuck up!!! coz if u fear failure then it will happen... forget the fact that you have an ego and just do it

it really frustrates me when people put these openers that havent been field tested and then ask others to test it for them... sure there can be some great ideas but dammit test it out first then brag to us how well it worked

Try to make the whole gay thing more of a false-disqualifier rather than a legitimate disqualification. I would suggest using Styles gambit for this.

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You took the gay thing way too far mate BUT that could be used for some very quick flash game giving you some very quick and effective social proof as everybody else in the room is just going to think that you are a PUA god

Ya you also asked the set if the wanted to have fun. they could have shut you down immediately and said no.