| Some friends invited me last-minute to join them for karaoke last night at an upscale bar downtown. There was another table nearby with a big group of rowdy folks. After we'd been there for a while, I sang one, and everybody cheered. I was just hanging with friends and having a good time; this place is never very crowded, so I never go expecting to meet someone--not to mention I've been pleased all week because I have a date with a really awesome girl tonight. Shortly after I finished my song, though, this HUGE-tittied girl from the rowdy table beelined over and asked me to dance with her. 6 face, but helluva body--and a VERY good singer. I was surprised and confused--"How did you know I dance?" I asked. "Do we know each other?" Turns out we didn't; she just felt like asking. So, we danced, with those giant tits squashed all over my torso. I did some fancy turns and stuff (god, girls are SO easy to impress sometimes lol) and everybody went nuts.
We danced again a few songs later when one of my friends sang, and it turned out that she knew two of my friends, but we'd never met or heard of each other. I went to the bathroom and when I came back my friend said she'd come over and said she was really interested in me. The friend said I should go over and get her number, but it was very clear that this girl didn't care whether I played along or not. I leaned back in my chair and smirked. "Nah...she'll be back." Meanwhile, my friends and I had a good time, laughed a lot, and I made a big point of only throwing a very quick glance in her direction a couple of times over a very long period.
She went onstage and sang a love song AT me(!) and during the instrumental break, came down from the stage and walked across the bar to hand me a paper, and said, "I didn't wanna leave without giving you my number."
I replied, "Good. I didn't wanna leave without getting it."
I did *nothing.* She initiated everything. It was shameless, almost comical the way she threw herself at me. I'm nice looking but not the kind of guy who can score chicks on looks alone, so it's been YEARS since I had a girl run up to me and crawl all over me without any work on my end. I guess I gave off crazy DHV between giving a couple of really fun performances, being a great dancer, being at a table with most of the best singers in the joint, and being really good friends with some people she respects a lot. And of course not really caring about the outcome. ::Shrug:: It was just all very random and unexpected, but I left feeling like a fuckin rockstar lol.
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