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justright
 Post subject: Most recent lay
PostPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:31 pm 
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This isn't really a success story as I found out 15 minutes after the sex that the girl is a complete slut. I just wanted to post this for the humor value.

*15 minutes after we are done having sex I of course start escalating towards sex again when she stops me and offers this explanation*

HER:"I am kind of tired, I've already had sex four times today."
ME: speechless

So I was either the fourth or fifth guy that day....needless to say I split as quickly as I could. And yes I showered multiple times, ferociously attacking my privates with soap hoping to god I didn't get anything. Good news is I didn't, bad news, she won't stop calling. Hope someone else gets a laugh out of my bad fortunes.
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Thats funny as hell.....After a situation like that I would scrub for an hour with bleach....after cover it with alcohol and ignite....
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LOOOOOOL!
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LMFAO

that made my day
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:46 am 
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hey, u never know, maybe she is very clever and uses this line to get rid of guys she doesnt want to see again either coz she isnt into the guy in question or only wanted a one-off encounter.

chicks can be clever u know...
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:56 pm 
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hahaha hopefully she was joking cause thats a really bad joke and hopefully it wasn't four different people

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hey dude, next time she wants 2 hang tell her ur tired,and that u already had sex 4 times today. " and yawn" loudly. :wink:

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haha, the first time I read this I thought it said "We've already had sex four times today." that would have been awesome. Then I read it again, thank god you didn't get anything from it...what a slut, especially if you were the 4th different person!

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woah dude, that's wild. i wouldn't know what to say

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holy shit loool, was she hot though?
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true or not, that's a fucking good one.
i might use that myself if i decide i never want to see the chick again LOL!
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most of the pickup material comes from women so this is very useable thanks :D
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http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/A ... %20F-close

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my jaw just dropped haha

how does someone admit that? maybe shes calling cause she thought you were gonna pay and ran out on the bill lol
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AHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAH. Ok, that is close to the funniest thread on here :)
i will be smiling for hours now :) hahahhahahahahha.
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