Hi i'm only 17 years young and don't qualify myself as a PUA yet. However, i'm sucking in your posts and ideas for my gap year in newzealand next year and i've tried a number of routines when going into town, which have been a real success. This shit really works! My Teacher of all people taught me this game which i adopted and made as a routine. Well here it goes, brace yourselves gentlemen.

mr universe : hey i'm running out of time, but i was wondering if i could show you something cool?

hb: Yer sure

mr universe: close your eyes and think of a number in your head between 1 and 10

hb: okay i've got it

mr universe: Now times that number by 9 (drop in a neg if you like such as 'wow, your nose wiggles when your eyes are closed')

hb: okay go on

mr universe: now add the digits from your answer together (and stop wiggling your nose)

hb : ( i can't help it lol blah blah) alright i've added them up

mr universe: with the number you now have take away 5

hb: okay
(she might open her eyes and ask if this is going anywhere, where you can reply saying 'jesus, be patient your not a girl who always gets your own way are you?' add on the steve.p.jones technique where you place your hand on your chest on the lines ' get your own way' which will tell her subconsciouse you are a man who always gets his own way!)

mr universe: Now if 'A' is 1 and 'B' is 2 and 'C' is 3 work out the letter for your number.
(if she has done it right the letter will always be D)

hb: cool i've got it

mr universe: now think of a number begginng with that letter and with second letter of that country think of an animal.
(give her little time to think and 80% they will think of denmark and elephant)

hb: alright now what

mr universe: last time i checked you don't get gray Elphants in Denmark!

it's a killer honestly, she will be amazed and love you for the whole night and with all the negs as well as a good confident approach your guaranteed to break the ice and talking from then on will just flow naturally. i'm sure all of you lot know what do from there on anyway, but hey give it a try on the sarge sometime and post back on what you think!

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lol...yea that is pretty good..the only thing is that if the girl is a little tipsy is toooo much to think about...not only that but it is a long process as well..has it been field tested yet?

Ive used somethign very similar to this before. Girls are unfortunatly dumb and mess it up most of the time. Thats when you neg generously for their lack of math skills and move on.

that seems quite confusing to me actually... maybe i just need to recite this a few times.

My humble opinion is that it is too long and complicated. Girls don´t go to bars to study maths or have their intelligence evaluated, they go there to get picked up by PUAs!
I have a bad experience with numbers and counting, they lose interest and the set is gone... Sorry man, I don´t think I´ll use it...

Ezo

Without comming accross as bragging, im fairly good at math...however im having trouble following what your saying.

Could you maybe do an eample routine with explinations?

Id also have to agree with some others about it being too complicated, but its worth learning. So fill us in please

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"Be the same, only better."

Something very very similar to this was posted on another thread. 'The finger guessing game' if im not mistaken. And i found that pretty hard to understand as well, i could'nt work out how he came up with her number, but it one seems at shorter than this. Without all the elephant crap to confuse matters. Maybe they just hav'nt beened explained in enough detail on how these work. So check it and if you understand how it works please explain. Cus im fucked if know, it does'nt make sense to me.

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i can see where your coming from but whose to say she is pissed in a bar when you apply the routine, like i said i'm a college student and i've tested it their and it works! i can also see what your getting at in the sense women revolve more around emotions and less with facts but you have the whole night to pump her emotions and pull of that shit. anyway moving on, i'm going to Rome next weekend and i'll be in plenty of field sets such as art galleries. can you guys fill me in with any good openers or advice for that type of scene?

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putting it in a nutshell ka and mozyfresh, any whole number between 1 and 10 when you times it by 9 will make the digits off the answer added together also 9. for example, 3 x 9 is 27 and 2 plus 7 is 9. so when you ask her to take away 5 the number will always be 4, so the letter matching the number will be 'd'. after that its preety much self explanatry. by reading ezoghoul's message i wouldn't reccomend a club as a venue to use this routine, they will probly be pissed

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I like that one very much =)
Will have to modify it to match my language and field test it this weekend.

Yeah guys, I would stay well clear of this one. 'Cause I want it for myself. It's great! Not for a club, obviously, but anywhere quieter.

This thing is genius.

Well guys I have to say I was out with a cougar one night and did a routine similar to this. "Orange Kangaroos in Denmark". It worked beautifully. She (43 yoa) was so amazed she could not stop thinking about how I did it. The look on her face when I hit the punch line was priceless. I am playing boy toy now . Definitly a routine I will keep in my bag of tricks.

i heard a variation of this that ended up with oranges somewhere ... its a bit risky though cause if she is at all drunk its more then likely itll mess up. only way to do it is keep saying each line as slowly as you can without ruining it.

First post ... better do an intro soon.

Anyways the "Orange Kangaroos from Denmark" is almost identical but when you get to the pick a country part change it to.

me: With that letter (should be D) think of a country and remember it.
HB: OK
HB's Head: Denmark
me: Now with the last letter of that country think of an animal
HB's head: *long pause to spell Denmark* kangaroo ... this better be worth it.
HB: Eh ... O...K got one
me: Now i know this is hard for you but with the last letter of that animal think of a colour.
HB's Head: Orange
HB: *looking bored by now* right.
Me: Ok you are either absolutely insane or your thinking of Orange Kangaroos from Denmark.
HB: WOW HOW DID YOU DO THAT
HB's Head: Do me

of course everyone has to improv their own version this is the best way i could shorten it with negs/kino etc. (look at me using terminology)