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I told this girl that we wuldnt get along cuz im too highmaintenace for her then she said yea i dont need another vagina. how do i reply to that?
Dude, konfuseus say, "busting chops is a lot like a game of ping pong, you return the balls or have your balls busted." (very different from busting a nut) This chick is definitely a ball buster, I'd have tons of fun passing my balls around with her...You gotta think fast with this girl or YOU will be the one getting negged. Either you take it, move on, gotta return the favor later...in this case you gotta be good, she likes oral arguments (maybe other oral things too). Or hit back right away, it's so much easier when you have time to think these things up though.
you: "ouch, that hurt, maybe not another one, but with the mileage your carrying how bout a replacement, modern medicine has come so far."
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you: "point taken. Now you can stop being a dick, I don't need another one of those also."
Like I said though she is good, I'd probably use something later or make fun of her for being "too good" at ball busting. This type of banter is usually in the guys competing against guys realm, think locker room chat. Think she probably had an older brother who she beat up...Use these little things to understand who the hb you are talking to is and sarge away.