| So last night, my first approach ever, I was hanging out with 5 of my friends at this hookah lounge. We had seen a number of HB's leaving and I felt kinda stupid, knowing how to pick them up but not doing it. Anyways, these two girls, an HB10 and a HB8 were standing outside of their car in the lot. I walk up and the conversation went a little like this.
Me: Excuse me, do you know of any coffee shops that are open this late? (an adam lyons opener)
HB10: no, sorry we're not coffee drinkers ( with an ear to ear smile)
Hb8: we're not even from this side of town
Me: oh, thats cool, im not either. Let me guess you're USF students?
HB10: (eye fucking my brains out) Yea we're just here with some friends.
ME: Yea I am too, it was between this and a party so we went here.
Hb10: Oh so you know where some parties are?
Me: Ya I do, but they're probably broken up by now. Do you two know of any parties?
hb8: nope we're just here waiting for our friends to come out.
Me: By the way, I'm Paul.
So they introduce themselves and my AFC friend walks up.
Me: and this is my boy Chris
Chris: Hi Im chris, what are you girls doing tonight?
Then one of my other AFC friend drives his truck around, parks 2 feet behind the girls car, blasting country music. Chris starts talking to the girls and I walk over to my friend in his truck.
Me: wtf are you doing?
AFC in truck: pulling my truck up so we can listen to music.
About now, like 4 guys come out of the lounge and yell to the girls "SO DO YOU JUST WANNA FOLLOW US THERE? WE CAN GET DRUNK AND MAKE OUT!!!!!"
Hb10: Oh my god, I hate that guy so much.
hb8: Ya lets just go home, but it was really nice to meet you guys.
So that is my story about how a bunch of AFC's ruined my very first attempt at picking up girls. So what should I do when I'm outnumbered by AFC's? I know for a fact, 100% sure I WOULD have gotten a #close if all that shit hadn't gone down
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