I tried to post this in the Field Reports section but I guess I need 30 posts first so here goes...

It was an alright night for a Wednesday in Portland.
I opened about 5 sets which is better than Zero.
Have to say my favorite was this. I was standing near the bar and some tool was in front of me ordering a drink. His collar was all mucked up so I said to him, "fix your collar" and he did of course. Then he thanked me.
About a minute later I spot this seated 3 set and I tell that guy, "come wing me", and I just start walking over to the set. He follows cause I guess I'm the man or something. I opened with the Jealous girlfriend cause I just wanted to try it out. This blonde was eating it up and her 2 friends were occupied with my new wing. It went alright, I didn't nail her or anything I am still just trying to get used to the whole, "you won't die if you open up a ton of sets every night" mentality so in that respect it was a success.

Later on I opened a 3 set of HB8s and it was all good until Henzilla came up and goes "we're lezbians, that pussy's mine!"
To which I promptly responded, "not for long, it's not"...
the girl to my right laughed, the mother hen departed - to my relief, so i thought.
She came back a minute later with a big black bouncer who said I had to leave. He didn't really make me leave just leave the frigid 8itch and her hot friends.
All in all it was success cause like I said, success at this point is measured by making it a habit to go out 3-7 times a week.

How would you counter the "We're lezbians!" shit test?
Peace

Tbh, if ur target laughed ur responce worked. What reason did the bouncer give as to why u had to leave? Also, how did your set react to that?

You could say "so am i....wow we have soo much in common...we all like girls" hmmm bit weak didn't have time to think!!

Nice work on opening those sets

Thanks.

Bouncer said "they want you to leave" which wasn't really true just the one girl.
Thinking back on it, I could have tried to press the issue with him but I wanted to be able to come back again which is kind of a pvssy way to act but I guess I made a decision not to burn any bridges.

It was still a rad night.

Then its easy, turn to the set and simply say something like "hey, i guess ur friend wants to spend some quality time alone with u i better go but i'll just be over there so come say hello later ok " turn walk off and make fucking sure u have a group to go to and act as if it didnt affect you at all. Continue to have a great time, be the life of the room for the rest of the evening cos ur targets WILL be watching you.

I don't know your physical size or anything, but its usually best not push things with the bouncers at clubs. Because they will kick you out for the most stupidest reasons, and may even get physical with you because they can. I see in happen and heard about it more than once in my line of work.

As far as the lesbian comment goes. I would have said to the hen to prove it by kissing her friend and feeling her up. If the hen rebuttals I would move in for the kiss on the girl, and said "I guess she is straight then, unless you want in. I have no problems sharing".