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David~
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I am sick, I am perverted, I am ethically fucked up, I am happy with myself.

After a full day of sitting on my ass chatting with White Rose and Hobbit I headed out at 1am to meet up with HBKOREANSKINNY at her workplace bar. (She is my "good" friend that I haven't F-closed yet)
After we made out in the bathroom for a little bit I came out and I saw my second cousin, HB Genie-in-a-Bottle (She sang that song all the time when we were hormonal middle schoolers and talked about masturbation so lets call her that) enter the place. It's been a few years since we hung-ten so we ended up talking while smoking cigarettes. She's an art major so I used this to my advantage and challenged her imagination with all sorts of visualizations and shit. Anyways I actually did plan on gaming her, we aren't that tight, and I used VinDicarlo's kino escalation ladder and played around playfully with her. 3 Jack and Coke's later and a hug goodbye led to a friendly kiss on the cheek, then I threw her up against the brickwall outside as we were walking to our cars and I just kissed her. That led to a heavy make out session and as I started groping her tits and went for the cunt she said "we are family this is so wrong". I laughed and said goodnight Babycakez and left with a cheeky smile on my face. The end. I love PU. BTW I'm still awake and I wanked it thinking about her.

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What the hell is a 2nd cousin? :lol: You really are from Virginia!!!! lol If you really like cousins so much, I'll introduce you to my German 12th-15th cousins. :lol:

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Respect.

Most people in this forum are so insecure they always try to impress everyone else and are never honest.

Thats why I respect Neil Strauss, because he is willing to be 100% honest about his flaws and the stupid things he has done.

Props for telling us a good story.
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Beschatten, you shouldn't give a fuck about your familiar relationships. :D

you know you want to fuck her muahahaha :lol: if you don't want to, why did you use kino then :)

everybody knows kino is a powerfull thing. anyway, she's not gona be your wife, it is casual sex from time to time. :D

i have a friends who were in same situations, some of them didn't want to make a step forward, now they would like to turn back time.

Beschatten, go for it !!!
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:shock::shock::shock:


Beschatten....

I think your cock has taken over... Its like in spiderman2 when Doc Oc no longer had control of this tenticles, they controlled him....

good luck bro,

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You're sick.

I love you, man.

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My first instinct was to say "Way to go bro!!!", but then I thought about it and you know what, that's kind of gross.

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Hahaha.

At first I was like, " :shock: ," then I was like, " :? ," and then I was like, " :D ."

I laughed, I cried, it was better than cats.
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WAWAWEEWAH!!! SEXY TIME NOW!!! :P

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2nd cousin? Whats that like? still family.... hmmm. What about 2nd cousin once removed? that still considered family? haha.
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A second cousin is my Mom's cousin's daughter.

Anyways I received a text from her this morning at 11AM and she was like

"Last night did not happen.."

I responded with: "Viva La Vida bitch"

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I wish it didnt happen aswell. Thats nuts dude. Is there no non-related hot birds about?
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I hope you don't get any deformed babies.
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you're all fucked up :shock:
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Dude, that is still family. I personally wouldn't have done that for numerous reasons: :shock:

1)Your kids are gonna look like circus seals.

2)Family portraits are gonna be extremely jacked up.

3)It's gonna ruin Christmas

4)Family reunions will be hella fucked up

5)If you're into pickup, there had to be other snootch in the place other than her, this is an episode of Jerry Springer waiting to happen :roll:

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