i guess i had it on 18 and older only so i wouldnt get lurkers that dont even have a myspace or arent logged in.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

accidental attraction?? hmmmm

hb9

yeah I am totally crushing on you lol naw I'm down for helping out with crazy ex's I had fun with mine so I know what it's all about

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Grandroyale
Date: Apr 14, 2008 9:24 PM


haha alright, u diddnt have to but i mean if ur really down and dont lie u secretly have a crush :p its kk i promise not to tell anyone, thanks dork!

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From: hb9
Date: Apr 14, 2008 9:16 PM


Your welcome,I'll hit it up again tomorrow

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Grandroyale
Date: Apr 14, 2008 8:26 PM


that was good thanks! :]

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: hb9
Date: Apr 14, 2008 4:20 PM


Got it i'll see what I can do to help.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Grandroyale
Date: Apr 14, 2008 11:23 AM


oh yeah and don't for get some hearts and smileys
♥ : ) or ; ) and some xoxo would be grand as well. Its got to come off as genuine though, don't over sell it.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: hb9
Date: Apr 14, 2008 7:57 AM


I'd leave you one but your not on my friends list

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Grandroyale
Date: Apr 13, 2008 5:19 PM


Hey, my ex and I just broke up and she is stalking my profile... could ya send me a fun/sexy comment to make her a little jealous?

-Grandroyale

That was a pretty good interaction for comments... if she is in your area you can totally turn that into a meeting!

try to transition into a past projection or a role-playing skit where she is your make shift girlfriend.... say something like:

"so now that you are my fake girl friend... i have to know somethings about you...so lets see what you got sugarpants

would you rather...

live in a shack on ocean front property, or a mansion on a lake

Have no nose or have a completely bald head and no eyebrows..? lol

Have a year of mind blowing sex and then two years of none(!), or 3 years of so so sex..?

have to wear a sponge bob onezee for 2 weeks or a ninja turtle costume?


what till you hear my answers...

here was my entire interaction with the girl in the pictures on the topof my post from online to txt game to meeting..





From: Kelly
Date: May 7, 2008 7:34 PM



All i ever did was cook you dinner and sing you love songs...

Seems like i gave and gave.. and you just took and took... haha

we have to work on this fake marriage if its gonna work out honey bear. lol

let me know how our pet tiger tony is doing.. and what the hell we are gonna do with the boat if we do split...

-your ex hubster.

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From: Girl
Date: May 7, 2008 8:06 PM


haha your freaking awesome youve got me intrgigued we should kick it you seem like a ball of fun well get along great


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From: Kelly
Date: May 7, 2008 8:12 PM



u seem like you might be a little ball of energy your self.. lol

how long have you been out here in vegas?

Maybe we will kick it sometime... as long as you dont try to kidnap me, or push me over (i'm on crutches right now)

kelly


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From: girl
Date: May 7, 2008 8:21 PM


yop!geeze ive been here forever like twelve years. your on crutches im sorry dude that sucks what happened?and yea i will push you j/k what about you how long you been here?




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From: Kelly
Date: May 7, 2008 8:47 PM


damn women! i've been here for 2 years... gone on the road for alot of it though...

My borken leg? i'll have to tell you about it when we hang out... long long story... the last part of the story is that i just had surgery and stuff.. so am on crutches for 2 more months... lol

So what the hell is your story...

What do you do?
where are you from originally?
how are you not jaded yet after being here for so long..
i mean.. your not like most of the other girls here in vegas are you? i mean you seem like you might be more fun-straight up..





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From: Girl
Date: May 7, 2008 8:56 PM


really two years where you from? k well im curious about your story so will have to hang out soonmy story im a model but mostly just for convention work here in vegas im just getting started and actually putting alot of effort to be scene and hopefully by the rite agents and agencies. Originally im from you utah. no not mormon. if you were thinking thatim not jaded because of my upbringing and im learing more and more to be true to who you are and want to be. ANd ya i keep it real lol:P


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From: Kelly
Date: May 7, 2008 9:15 PM



so you are a Jehovah witness? lol j/k

what the hell did you come to vegas for... i'm assuming the modeling work?

so couple quick random questions...

would you rather,

Be bald, or have no nose

have a shack on ocean front property, or a mansion on a small lake.

Have 1 year of amazing toe curling body shuttering sex, and then NO sex for 2 years? or 3 years of so so sex...

have to wear a spongebob onezee or a ninja turtle costume..

lets see what you got...

kelly





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From: girl
Date: May 7, 2008 9:53 PM


woe! wierd do you know me or something cause ya i was raised a jehovahs witness and im trying to get back to my faith actually. And i didnt come to vegas for modeling im only 20 came here when i was 9 so family.
Be bald haha b cuz i wouldnt be able to smell the flowers with hair or food im crazy about food.
have a shack on ocean front property der its the ocean surf every day.
Both that a tuff one sponge bob and the ninjas haha id say the onzee the for sleep overs haha
i love your random ? same to you i want to know your answers?:_)



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From: Kelly
Date: May 7, 2008 10:03 PM



I guess i suck at math then huh..lol I should have realized that when you said you moved here 12 years ago.. but he.. you could have been modeling for like JC Penny or something- lol

My answers...

Bald... Because I then I could wear one of those bob marely wigs and i LOVE LOVE LOVE food- and half of taste is smell

I would def have a shack on ocean front property - like back with my family in maui... that would be awesome!

Definitely the ninja turtle... cause then i have all kinds of options.. lol.. plus i look awesome naked with a red piece of cloth over my eyes with nun-chucks..lol


You are too fun..

send me over your number- i will txt you later.. I have to go write and article and get some work done online




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From: Girl
Date: May 7, 2008 10:22 PM


k its 702-xxx-xxxx be talking to ya soon!




_________________

out txt conversation up to meeting

My txt
So whats your agenda today cookie monster?


Girl txt
Dont know yet something fun but nothing planned how about you shuga?

My txt
Gotta get some work done, then going to the LV 51's baseball game- dollar beer night! maybe i'll let you tag along! haha

Girl txt
OOO I'd love to- how much to get in and what time is it?

My txt
K u cant turn into a crazy drunk girl-

Girl txt
I'm naturally wild, no alcohol needed

My txt
It's $8 i think & at 7 o'clock but we are leaving around 630 - what aprt of town are you in?

Girl txt-
Summerlin (pretty far from my house)

My txt
Oh SHIZER! lol you should meet up over here and we can all cruise up together
(i did this so she would be framiliar with my house when we bounced back to it later)

Girl txt-
OK! sounds like a plan- i should prob meet up around 6 then ya?

My Txt-
No thats too early... dont wanna be stuck with ya that long!- lets do 6:03 haha i'll txt you directions in a few

Girl txt
You're silly, but i love it!

Girl txt
Would it be cool if I invited a few of my girlfriends?

My txt-
For sure, but they have to be fun, no hippo's or drama queens haha

Girl txt
K sweet! all my friends are fun!

Song Bird....that was awesome!! New to this stuff but was great advice and worked so well for me

I like this, sometimes having a video walk through is the best way of getting it. I know that it is not rocket science, but its proof that it works.

Will report back my results using this tutorial, currently I have one HB that I am gaming heres how its gone so far. (read from bottom up)


Interesting.

Okay, let me ask you this.

Take the same scenario but this time the girl is making out with another girl, and lets say she does this almost every time she goes out. Would you consider that cheating?

Osprey
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From: ..Natalie..
Date: 03 Jul 2008, 20:33


If they have been dating for more than a month then yes i would consider this cheating but it depends on the situation really and how many dates.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Osprey..
Date: 03 Jul 2008, 08:45


Yes!!

I was just curious. While I have your attention, I need a females perspective on something.

Say, this guy is dating this girl, and she goes out with her friends, has a few drinks and ends of making out with a random guy at the bar.....Would you consider this cheating?

Osprey

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Natalie..
Date: 03 Jul 2008, 16:33

why do you want one? no its my real hair black underneath and blonde on top

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Osprey..
Date: 01 Jul 2008, 09:00

Are you wearing a wig...........or is that your real hair?

Osprey

_________________
Keep it kicking!!

Osprey

thanks for the help, good post.

I'm having the issue with a hb8-8.5, I cant figure out what to say next. You guys think this is going well? I start with your opener "were you the girl molesting me at the party?" then she responded with "i dont think so im in hawaii." This is where it went from there, from the bottom up.

From: her

lol im sure ur right...but i think i look funny in straight on pix so i always tilt it a lil, but next time i take sum, ill do em straight lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Shane..
Date: Jul 22, 2008 1:10 PM


Random, yes. But you've settled it for us, since i've been doing it backwards forever according to you .

Since you were kind enough to help me, the least I can do is return the favor. Keep in mind i'm hardly an expert, but I think you're supposed to hold the camera straight so your pictures aren't sideways so much.
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From: her

lol i floss then brush...thats a pretty random ? tho

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Why so serious?..
Date: Jul 21, 2008 11:54 PM


Are you sure? Some people sleepwalk and don't even know it!

Anyways while I have your attention....I need to get your opinion on something. It's very important, and we need a woman's perspective. It's a matter of life and death.. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life....

Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knows.

Keep it going, u seem to be doing okay. Of the top of my head....

lol you get 5 coolness points for your twisted sense of logic...get 15 and you get the special prize. I glanced at your profile and it looks like you have a positive outlook on life, which is pretty rare nowadays. So tell me, what's your number one most awesome superpower?

Subject: I'm confused...


Me
are you shy or something?

-(Screen Name)

her
Report Message
what?

her
Report Message
i dont even know you why are you asking me if im shy?

Me
Well, i have been on this facebook thing for quite a while, and you haven't even said hi... kinda rude, don't ya think

so? lol

Her
Report Message
umm i have never seen you on facebook what are you talking about why should i say to someone i dont know and im not even

friends with plus i never even knew who you were or that you existed until you sent me a random message!

Me:

Well, let me put it this way, you’ve got a circle of friends now, did you know all of them right off the bat. No, you

didn’t, right? You had to meet them that first time, spend some time with them and get to know them. It's all random,

don't ya think so?

Her:
Report Message
ummm ok i havent seen you before you messaged me. so how am i supposed to get to know someone i never saw. just leave me

alone or ill report you.





Now, shoot me some comments on this interaction. After that last msg she reported me, and bum, she was gone. For

whatever reason she behaved in such a way, all i care about is to learn something from it.

Here are the other replies that i got using the same opener.


Girl 1

i dont know who u are lol....


Girl 2

Generally I'm talking to people I know. You just appeared and say r u shy or something ? ... lol What am I supposed to

do ?! You didn't say hi either ! ... Anyway who r u ?!


Girl 3

all i can say is
that was a terrible line
lol


Girl 4

uhuh....
y dun u go nd watch a muvi...u need some rest...
y on earth wud i say hi to u of all ppl??!!!


Girl 5

well this thing is huge



Girl 6

I do sorry




What i want you guys to do is to take note of all this responses and come up with some funny and teasing answers, so when you get such responses you should have your answers ready. And don't forget to give your comments and possible responses on such situations.


Have fun...

Awsome, inspired me to get more serious with online game and using my own openers. Got several emails already from HBs.

Wow. I'm pretty new to online game, but I think you should take a look at your profile if you're getting such negative responses. There's tips on that in the first post.

Also, the "are you shy" opener might not work as well on facebook as it does on myspace. A lot of people on facebook only go on to look at people they know, so they wouldn't be looking at the profiles of random strangers (which people do on myspace all the time), thus, your opener comes off as a bit odd.

ehh, they are MORE shy on facebook, since it's more of a school network thing...

I think we should just have some good strong openers OTHER THAN "you molested me at the club". Cuz chances are she can see through that BS.

The wig neg is cool, but anything more advanced out there?

I want to know what openers Vap0r and all the online sarging MASTERS here use... so that way I can craft my own without too much trial and error.

A good bit of advice I can give you is beware of "the angles"... it's when a girl will give a vague shot of her or have the flash take up most of the picture and lead you to believe shes hot when really shes ugly as hell. Make sure you look at her worst picture and ask yourself "Would I tap that?"

Happy sargin'