Awesome shit, mate.
Rofl this reminds me of a comedy spoof of Star Wars I wrote when I was like 13
Quote:
COUNT DUDE: You join our rebellion, chick. You and them Nabooians are gonna be separitsts like we are, right, chick? And then I'll save your ass, chick.
PADME: Uh, what does your movement stand for... uh... dude?
COUNT DUDE: Real simple, man. We's cool. No more, no less, no flipside, no downside. If you's cool, you's a separitist. If you's no cool, you's a Republic guy.
PADME: Uh, Palpatine supports being cool... uh dude.
COUNT DUDE: Ooohhhh duuudeee. Yeah, he supports it, but he doesn't ACT it dude.
COUNT DUDE starts rapping:
Palpatine... he no cool.
Palpatine... he just wanna rule.
But we rebels! We go with da trends.
We rebels! We have loadsa rich frieends!
PADME: Well, uh. What's the rules to be counted a rebel... dude?
COUNT DUDE: Oh that's eaaasy as pie, babe. First, you need to adopt a cool name,. Like Count Dude. Or... Antagonistic Amidala the Agressive Ape Or something like that, chick.
PADME. Ok. I'm in.
COUNT DUDE: Oh, way to go dude! Fom henceforth you shall be known as... Padme the Picturesque Punk Princess, babe.
PADME: Uhh ok. And what about Anakin, uh dude?
COUNT DUDE: Uh. Skywalker the Sand-people-Slaughtering Psycho Swordsman.
ANAKIN: It just doesn't have the same feel as Anakin Skywalker. It doesn't... roll off your tounge, you know.