It is true when they say that everything that was funny when we were 10 becomes funny all over again as we get older. Think about it. For many adults, the word "poop" is still funny - there is something about our childhoods that still has a grip on us today.
So, continuing my unending journey of expanding my social networks and meeting new, amazing people, I realized that some of the funniest moments I have had in the past few months were inspired by stuff that happened in my elementary school playground. I spontanesously recalled a small collection of some ridiculous games that I hope will eventually turn into a "long list of idiocy" that can be referred to every so often.
Since this type of banter suits my style, Ive benefitted in early A phases using this exact stuff you are about to read.
So if you have any childhood games you played or ideas for really fun games suggest em. The more ridiculous the better. If you dont think they are suitable for sarging, put em in anyways.
1) I EAT MAP - I love watching the girls say this one and not understand what they are saying, its just.. funny. Usually I`m the only one laughing about it while the rest of the set watches puzzled. The sharp ones will get it almost instantly.
PUA: Knock knock
b: Whos there
PUA: I eat map
b: I eat map who (sounds like: I eat my poo)
2) EARTHQUAKE (be careful with this one - to this day I have never gotten a bad reaction to this one though I see it can happen for obvious reasons)
PUA: Imagine that this enormous earthquake shatters our city and splits it into two, creating a gigantic chasm that falls endlessly into the pits of the earth. You notice instantly that your father is on one side clinging onto the cliff. You also notice that a really fat, smelly woman is also hanging off the cliff right next to him. Somehow due to the conditions you are in, you can only save one and the other will fall to a certain death. Who do you save
B: Obviously my father.
PUA: ..ok.. by why wouldnt u save your mom.
3) 5 QUESTIONS GAME - This one is by Style.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0aWoN8MvGKw
Feel free to add more.
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