I'm definitely using the 'i shit my pants' line.

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Freaking genius, should i use this to lose AA?

Hahah, "can i have his number" is like the best way to tell if she has a boyfriend or not just guaging by her reaction.

this is priceless! some of the females were outright lying about having a boyfriend, especially when he said " can i have your boyfriends phone number" the females were confused and gave themselves time by repeating what he just said and then they came up with a smart remark " how about you ask him for his phone number"

wish i could have helped him lol... he needs to stay in motion when approaching moving sets.

funny how they got like 2 phone numbers out of the whole thing. that seriously does build self confidence! reminds me of a time my friend didn't have any confidence and he did something like this except it wasn't that funny.

You are prettier than her, rofl!

I'VE actally done this and it's pretty fun, the girls didn't reject me instead, they were like being friendly and actually playing along cuz i told them i was going to put this on youtube, i got 11 numbers and 7 dates, but it was painful for some attempts, btw, best line is the retarded guy line, it always stops them and puts their bitch shield away and at the same time, it alllows me to b funny, so yeah

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Hahha... yes, I remember doing that all the time when I was 16... real fun stuff, loved it.

you guys can even get laid by doing this , just you gotta switch to the serious attitude and ground yourself in true confidence a few seconds you say your opener. That's when whatever you say to girls will turn them on.

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weird. i know exactly where he's at in all these clips.

There is a 3rd video of this on youtube...It's failed pickup lines part 3 directors cut!!! Brilliant!

Excuse me...can i ask you a serious question....on a scale of 1-10 can i have your number haha!!!

lmao!!

EXCUSE ME, ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i laughed for like 10 minutes on that ahahahahhahahah

i had to pause the video so i can laugh, holy shit it was BRILLIANT!!

omgggggggg i soooooooooo have to do this.



in all seriosness, this shit could work. You can open up a set by immediately
disqualifying yourself, and it will come off as C&F. The common and popular
opener in the RSD community is: "HEY!! IM A DOUCHE BAG, BE MY FRIEND!"

That's C&F and disqualifies yourself. pretty good shit!!

hahaha the funniest one "on a scale of one to ten, can i have you phone number" that's so fuckin halarious

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yikes
thats all im gonna say
funny tho

Christ that shit is funny.

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