so i was walkin by the bar at this club and i see this chic who was lookin at me so i walk by her and i turn around real quick and go "yo wtf... did you just grab my ass"
i usually i get a good funny response with that one
but hers was unexpected
she was like "no i didnt honey... but id love to"
i was thinking WORD
so i backed up a bit and i was like "so then squeeze" she squeezed a bit and i was like "thats all you want ? dont be shy" so she really grabbed my ass
"nothings free" i said "get up and let me feel what your packin"
she got up i grabbed around for a while she had a decent ass
i could have sworn at this moment i was in
the bitch was throwin herself on me.
so we started dancing i dance pretty good im cuban im getin low she dances iight. then after a while im like yo i need a beer. she sits by the stool and i post up next to her.
so my next line you probably have all heard before... i didnt work my routine for this one and im new at sarging so i said the first thing that came to mind
"i like your shirt yo. very fucking nice. i saw some girl wear it last night at Murphy's"
she was like "really? thanks"
so i pulled out the camera... and i was like yo lets take a picture together. i took two pictures including this one

but decided it was too soon to take one of us kissing.
so from here i kinda just freestyled it and its where i fucked up. i asked her name and she asked mine i asked who she was here with she said her friends. and after that i didnt really wanna bore the conversation and i had nothing good to say i CHOKED!!! so i thought fuck it
"do you want to kiss me?"
"what?!?"
"do you... WANT... TO KISS ME!"
"uhh i dont know... we just met"
"well lets find out"
so i reached in for a kiss i can see her reachin in too. then she fucking PECKS me and says thats all your geting for now.
im like FUCK
after that i choked again (this was not my fucking night AT ALL) seriously i rarely fucking choke i was pissed.
so we had some seconds of akward silence and out of nowhere im like comon comon i cant fuck this up
so i ask her to dance again but she says shes too tired. so i was like fuck it i have nothing interesting that i can come up with so i just asked the same ordinary questions every fucking guy asks her every night-what she did where she worked and went to school etc. in the middle of that her friends come along and pull her away to take a picture. so im just standing there thinkin shell come back. instead she just keeps taking pictures and dancing with her friends. i was fucking pissed and i still am. i was like an amateur with no fucking game an AFC. so i walked away and continued my sarging.
so i mean i know tons of advice that can be given to this here event cuz i COMPLETELY fucked up so i know yall got some shit to say. bring on the opinions, the criticism, and the advice.

PS- I came back to that bar this week (two weeks later) and i did a hell of a job sarging. if your ever in SOFLA hit up DUFFY's on wednesday (college night) a lot of females to sarge and the music is not too loud specially outside. dope place.

nice girl

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Props on the photo...

well, i think when she answered, "no, but i'd love to"... and you were thinking "word", i woulda just said that... and not let her grab your ass, so easily, you made it too easy, from there you didn't become the prize, it would became harder for you to neg her.

also, i think you may have missed an opportunity to show DHV... when you went in to kiss her, and she only pecked you on the cheek, and she replied to you "that's all you're getting for now...". I think cocky funny approach would suited this situation.... so i woulda reeled back, saying:

"whoa, you're a bad kisser *wink*"
or
"so you like to play games... i've got a game for you..."

then you coulda moved to the cube, or if you got any other games you could think of in that situation.

But practice will make perfect

ya i feel you i gave my ass away to easily. and i shoulda done some cocky shit after she didnt kiss me. good advice brother good advice.

MAte Thouggh it was Funny, I think You should have playe dsom CF When She Told U About Touching YOur Ass SOmetnig Like :

Im GOing To Sue U FOr Sexual Harrasment

And then proceed With something.
Your NEg Was Ok, Though U should have Neged HEr more, because You Are Not Getting HV u need to show Ur slef as the most Wanted, She DOesnt deserve U, THats Why i Tiink U Fucked It From THe first, Thoug I think it was a good experience Any Way.

Tell Me What U think. Cheers MAte

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I tottaly AGree With Villian By The WAy, We Both Think U. SHowed Ur self Like an Easy Getting Guy.

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Sov i totally feel u... that woulda been a nice ass line to use
thanks man good advice good advice

"Your loss" *cheeky smile'

I use it to play off ANY form of rejection.

Ie - When you she gave you a pec and she said "Thats all your getting"

You: *shrugs*"Oh well.. your loss"*cheeky grin* and act like nothing has happened.

Plays it down, and makes her think.

i dont know if she was to give me a peck i would of said
please dont tell me your one of them goody good girls ARE YOU?
YOUR WAY TO NICE for me and i thought you could of handle me but i guess not? you cant handle this haha your not a good kisser? what are you scared? give her that face like you was wrong about her or wow what a tease so i gotta let you know something im a tease myself and NO you wont get to go home with me tonight haha your such a nerd haha i dont fucking know but imma field test my lines i just gave you.

Props on the kiss man i have never k-closed a click in the club before.. Artist

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