ok so I was sarging this one girl at a fire and I playfully nicknamed her sparky and she friended me on myspace so I sent her a message

hey there sparky.


and she sent back
haha hi... how are you doin?

so I replied
soo check this... I have an internship interview next week and im reviewing your application to be my personal cosmetologist... i'm going to need my weave fixed and my nails did... I hope your not rusty after being out of cosmetology school (because I talked to her and she's a cosmotologist,and I was just being stupid)

and she sent me
ok one our not black ur korean you don't dun need nutin did! okay!? second i don't do nails... i don't think i would quit my job for a one time deal... and um what weave? also, ... y would you see my app?

any suggestions on what I should reply with? that sounds kind of rough...