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Sans
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:28 pm 
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something i never do: kissed her right after you cum in her mouth, nono yuik!! ^^ :P
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Haha, I mean great story, but no way this is true. This is one of those erotic stories you read online. And if it is true, he said he was 5 years older...which he means he was 20, she was 15. Might see this dude on To Catch a Predator.

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Daywalker225xxxx
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I'm with Linwood on this one. Dude, you're 20 and she's 15. Fifmotherfuckingteen!!!! Ever hear of Statutory rape? You will. PUAs do not under any circumstance hit "Jailbait"! All I can say is don't drop the soap! :D

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im glad the last to guys caught what he said he was 5 yrs older and she was fucking 15 yrs old...dude its cool ya got ur nut on but with a 15yr old???? dateline ever heard of it??? im pretty desperate at times but not that damn desperate...you need dr phil man....
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I think this is a fake story
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Damn thats a long report lol

You do know that's consider rape ;) (since she's under 18)
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I just abandoned a lucrative 10 year career in Finance to become a pizza delivery boy after reading that story.

Pepperoni or mushrooms?

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Now this is the point where you notice that you are creepy and smack the shit out of yourself. This shouldn't have happened, but it did. Don't continue this behavior, and why the fuck are you leaving a fucking confession online?

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D_Haile03
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am gona b negative here. WTF is wrong with you u F-in pervert. ur freakin 20 n u f**k a 15 yr old. u sud b ashamed. ur a disgrace to the PUA fprum man. :evil:
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[i][quote="revolver"]Nice man, good job!
Your new to the whole concept of pickup right? It´s not good with awkward silence when your meeting a girl. If your quiet for too long you may seem uncomfortable and not confident at all. You could´ve speeded things up. You knew the moment she wanted you to deliver that she was willing.
Other than that, really nice post! :wink:[/quote[/i]]


do you actualy know how to read or are you just another pervert? how the f**k can you tell him gud job. the gurls f-in 15 and his 20
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ya thats definately fucked..

The story doesnt make sense in a few respects. but obviously theres no way a 15 yr old girl could pull off that kind of sex... Girls are way too n00b at jerking off guys IMHO. They need aid like lube and even then they've gotta go at it for a long time.
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literotica.com for sure
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2005 http://209.85.135.104/search?q=cache:7W ... cd=2&gl=de

Dec 2006 http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/tombs ... post338637

Took me one minute searching... Close. :roll:
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HAHAHAHA

"Her order took about 10 minutes to finish, and then I was off to deliver it. It didn't take long to get there because she lives in a nearby subdivision that overlooks the shopping center where the pizza place is.

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom. I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air"

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what the fuck that was just like reading a massive underage porn scene. maybe get into writing
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