| Here's an example of a solo sarge....I hadn’t sarged in two weeks and felt rusty so went out on Saturday night. Got to a bar about an hour early to make friends and ask the barman for his name (setting up DHV for when the HBs began to troop in later). Was moving around, saying hi and introducing myself. Anyway, this guy walks in with four HBs, lowest is a 6, highest a 9. Sits with them at a middle table and the AFCs move in. Each is torn apart and I’m seeing all this from the corner of my eye…and they haven’t even ordered drinks yet!
I ask the barman for a napkin, place it on my palm and walk up to the table. “Your orders, please,” I pressure the guy. He looks at me quizzically and the HB9 notices I’m not a waiter then smiles.
“Anyway, when you’re ready to order I’ll be at the table drinking my beer.”
HB6: “You’re not supposed to drink on the job.”
Me: “Is that why you guys are not taking anything? I’ll be at the bar.”
But instead of going to the bar, I DHV by calling the barman by name and tell him “don’t serve this table, they’re working right now.” An HB7 at the bar looks at me and we hold the stare for a few seconds before she faces the bar again.
Four guys walk in and the AMOG looks like he wants to destroy the competition. They take the table next to the four HBs. The HB7 at the bar orders a tequila then takes it right at the counter and frowns as it sinks in.
”Why didn’t you just order a Fanta?”
She punches me in the shoulder and I’m like “dude, you wanna take this outside?” and she laughs, “maybe I do!”
I grab her hand and walk out of the bar with her. Outside, her hand still in mine, I’m like “dude, you’re so drunk you don’t need a breathalyzer test.”
While I kino, she goes on about how she’s still sober while she literally breathes on my face. so I toss her hair to the side and kiss her on her lips and she’s full-on, kissing me back. We kiss for about 10 seconds and I pull away, “you’re not drunk, you’re horny.”
A slap on the shoulder and I tell her, “let’s go back inside” and she follows me, we dance for about 5 minutes and I’m seriously doing my kino and she’s rubbing against me.
Her shit test only came when I was moving in to f-close; she asked me why I wanted to drop her home, told her “coz my place is nearer from here.” The guy with the HBs had his work cut out with the AMOG and his wingmen, don’t know how that went but good luck to him. It’s over here that I read, the last set is the DHV for the next…. I need your thoughts though on how I could have done more with that table of HBs.
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