Last Saturday, a friend of mine threw a party at a really cool restaurant. I was late on purpose, shook hands, asked for my beer and chatted for a while with my friend’s (hot) mother. At the same table, HB8.5 was eyeing me and kept glancing my way while she talked to an older guy.

So, the waitress brings some kebabs and places them on the table. HB offers the plate to everybody at the table but they all decline. When she offers me, I’m down, “You’re supposed to do that standing up.”

She laughed, “I’m XXX and you are?”

“Not into kebabs.”

Anyway, I go to the gents knowing she’s going to be in the seat next to mine when I get back. I find her sitting on the right side of my seat. She’s like, “was this seat taken?” and I’m down, “mine isn’t”

I sit next to her and she goes on some diatribe about her job.

She then offers more kebabs and I laugh, “enough already! are those things aphrodisiacs where you come from?” she punched me in the shoulder and I held her stare until she backed down.

Anyway, I kiss closed later when she said she wanted some air outside. I was down, “I’ve got a better idea, let’s just kiss instead.” I said this looking at my mobile phone, uninterested. When I looked up, she was literally in my face and made the first move.

I stepped back and shook my head, “let’s go sing for the birthday boy.”

She gives me this look of, “you’ve got to be kidding me.”

I kissed her on the cheek and moved in for the lips, just parting them with my lips and going, “there’s more where that came from. Let’s go sing for the birthday boy.” Later I talked to a number of people at the party and every time I glanced at her, could tell she was literally counting the minutes …

My question. I didn’t escalate on her kino with some C & F …”stop touching me, I’m not ripe yet”. How can I handle kino from an HB next time?

Well maybe you'd have better results if you weren't so down all the time. Get up, man!

But, really, you can respond to her kino with as much C&F as you want because you're still rewarding her with attention. Add an additional reward by reciprocating the kino and escalating from there. The mixed signals will also send tension through the roof. Well... it'll at least raise it

Example: She puts her arm on your shoulder while laughing at a joke you said or something lame like that. You look at her hand, then look at her weirdly while saying (while being down) "What kind of guy do you think I am? It's $5 per touch; I'm not cheap." You wait for that split second where she's thrown off guard with that "omg wtf do I do now to not look stupid" look on her face (better catch it... it'll only be there for a split second unless she's REALLY suave... then it might not be there at all) and then crack a big smile while giving her the claw and just continue conversation.

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