This most certainly wasn't a very good move of me (and a total crash and burn as far as PU goes), but I just felt like sharing...
I was at this festival, and me and my close friend was partying with a couple of more distant friends of his (whom I've never previously met). Anyway, one of these guys was a really obnoxious (and drunk) loudmouth, who kept leering at passing girls and telling them to "come ride the flag pole" and crap like that (and amusing the other guys in the group, I might add). Anyways, one girl sits down next to us, and he is really bugging her. Not enough to make her leave the bench, but you can see she's really fed up with him.
What does dronten, the genius, do? Erm.. I walk up to her, and tell her "hey, if that guy is bothering you, you can slap him around some. I'm sure nobody here would mind." "She answers "Hey, yeah, I might just do that". ...where upon my brain freezes over and I'm just standing there. I say "eeh" or something and return to the seat next to my friend.
I don't know WHAT THE HELL I was thinking. It's pretty obvious that this guy is like the leader of this little "gang", and I go up to some random girl and tells her to smack him around! I guess I can thank my lucky star that she didn't actually do it. I think that was what made my brain freeze.. I realized what the hell I was saying and what could happen. My intention was only to do a lighthearted opening with some C&F attitude, but it went sooo wrong. I think he heard me too. Luckily he was really drunk, so I don't think he remembered it afterwards...
Anyways.. this is my first opening since joining this forum, so I just wanted to share. I hope things will look up from here. Well, I guess it wasn't a total bust as far as the girl goes.. I mean, I actually WENT UP TO HER AND MADE HER SMILE. That's a lot more than most of the guys around were doing. But, yeah, I really shot myself in the foot there. But I still consider it a valuable lesson. Don't think I'll be doing a mistake like that anytime soon.
I will try some approaching/opening tomorrow. Going out with some friends. Will probably be posting more strange and embarrassing stuff here afterwards. Haha

But I really need the practice

Anyways, guys.. Don't do this at home
