SUBJECT: Kohl’s Trail-off Field Report
AUTHOR: Brain

My name is Brain, and I am overjoyed with the discovery of people who make seducing women not only a hobby, but an art. This will be my first online post, and I am hoping to create a repartiore of other students, masters, and guru’s who may shed some light further into this dark new field.
Back to the subject at hand, I was sarging at a strip mall with my friend Duke to try and get a foothold on some good openers and whatever else evolves. We walk into Kohl’s, hang a right and find ourselves in the men’s section across the aisle from the women’s section. Immediately I spot a blonde (Blue-eyes), and without breaking the 3-second rule, make a b-line. On the way, however… I had to devise a plan involving Duke as a wing-man to justify finding myself in the women’s clothing section.
Having said that… I position myself to her left, just behind her and pull a shirt off the rack to examine it.

Brain: Hey Duke, what kind of shirts does your sister usually wear?
Duke: (Coming around the corner) How should I know, man?
Brain: (To Blue-Eyes) Excuse me, miss… I’m trying to find a nice shirt to buy my friend here’s sister, who happens to be a good friend too. I just don’t have any taste when it comes to what women like to wear. What do you think of this shirt? (I hold the shirt in front of her).
Blue-Eyes: Well, it’s a nice shirt, but it’s a bit baggy. It’s almost maternal. Is she small?
Brain: She’s pretty petite…
Blue-Eyes: Well you might look for something that shows off her small figure then.
Brain: So something tight would be more fitting. That makes sense. What about color? I was thinking something Red.
Blue-Eyes: Well red is nice, but sometimes girls don’t like it. Try pink, you can’t go wrong with pink.
Brian: (I smiled real big inside) So what your saying is I should be looking for something tight and pink?

She cracked up, as did Duke, as did I… but as to what to say after saying something like that… Well unfortunately I didn’t plan that far ahead. Instead of continuing the conversation, I walked away, which I KNOW is a mistake, but I would appreciate some criticism of the event and maybe some suggestions as to what to do different and things to say after the sexual joke, please e-mail me at BrainPUA@yahoo.com Thanks, Brain

She's fuckin cool. You should have just got her attention before you left the place and told her to give you her number cos it's not really your kinda shop and you'll probably not be back there again... as for what to say, who cares? You don't have to be super smooth. I've handed girls my phone and said "gimme your number" and had it work. From my experience, it's not how you ask - it's how you deal with her responses afterwards that really counts.

In that situation of course you'd wanna be less blunt, so something along the lines of, "I like a girl who can appreciate dirty filthy comments... I might wanna give you a call some time", would do the trick. Remember, keep it simple.